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Hey, it’s a Mark Oxner for Congress Campaign Ad!

Posted by KingShamus on January 25, 2012

Check it out:

Turns out the director of the video is an up-n-coming fellow by the name of Vernon Furniss . If this is his first viral ad, then I’d say the dude’s got some serious potential.

To follow up on the ad, here’s Ladd Ehlinger’s take on this year’s Congressional elections.

What’s important now is to send to Washington, D.C. representatives who will protect us from whoever wins the Presidential election, whether it be Obama or a GOP candidate. Granted, a conservative veto-proof majority in the House and Senate is not perfect protection against a big-government POTUS, but it’s better than nothing.

So if you’re a conservative activist who’s been spending your focus and energy on the Presidential race, gyrating linguistically to defend your candidate, look to your own back yard. Your efforts, heartfelt though they are, have little chance of turning the course of the GOP Presidential Primary. But you can vet candidates in your backyard. Find the one that you believe in most, and fight for him or her with all your heart.

Bingo.

While I don’t think it’s as bad as Ehlinger thinks it is, the truth of the matter is that conservative activists have to have back-up plans for an Obama victory. Getting as many right-of-center people in Congress is a top priority. Ads like Mr. Furniss’ would do a lot to get conservatives elected.

Besides Mark Oxner is running against none other than Alan Grayson. Grayson is such a left-wing hammer head that he got booted out of the House in 2010. But since the prick just won’t take a hint, he’s decided to run in Florida’s new district. Wouldn’t it be lovely to send this massive progtard packing twice within two election cycles?

I’m already starting to get a massive schadenfreude overdose just thinking about it.

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Hot Air Debate? I Vote Aye!

Posted by KingShamus on January 24, 2012

Did anybody watch last night’s GOP presidential candidate debate on NBC? Apparently, 7.5 million people sat through it. One wonders how many people managed to keep their eyes open past the first hour.

To be fair, I was catching up on the zany antics of everyone’s favorite misanthrope doctor on “House” (Spoiler Alert: Crotchety title character says rude things to people) so I missed the first hour of the debate. Once I got around to Brian Williams & Co.’s turgid after-school detention session cleverly masquerading itself as a debate, within a minute it was clear something was up. Turns out that NBC made applause verboten within the auditorium. What should’ve been ‘Newt v. Mitt-Thunderdome’ morphed into a Lunesta-enhanced quaalude-soaked Ambien-fortified paint-drying observation session. With socialists as the hosts. By the time Mitt or Newt or Santorum or whoever started talking about self-deportation–I was starting to get drowsy, so the memory is hazy–I was wishing I could self-deport myself to a time when I didn’t know NBC was holding their shitty debate.

I saw no questions about Solyndra, Fast-n-Furious or the looming collapse of the Eurozone. So of course the candidates had to answer a question about Terri Schiavo. Apparently America has so few pressing problems that we have to go back seven years to find trouble.

Naturally, I did a fair amount of pissing and moaning about this on Twitter. Because whining about stuff always helps, right? Leave it up to the professionals at Hot Air to actually try to do something about it.

Last night, my friend Peter Ingemi expressed his dissatisfaction with the NBC debate — and the presidential debates in general — by proposing that Hot Air run a Republican primary debate, moderated by yours truly. Peter says he’s “dead serious” about this:

Just watched yet another GOP debate and was totally unamazed by the lack of questions on fast and furious and BS questions such as: “Why did the Bush Tax Cuts fail?”. I think political types are sick of questions from people who want the GOP to fail.
I have a solution:
I suggest Hotair send an invitation to each candidate for a 2 hour debate moderated by Ed Morrissey.

This got quite a response on Twitter last night and this morning. It even has its own hashtag, #hotairdebate, and it’s been endorsed by the Boss Emeritus, Senate primary candidate Jamie Radtke, and a number of bloggers. It even got an Instapundit endorsement, who said the proposal “sounds like a winner.”

Sounds like a winner to me too.

For those of you who have teh Twitterz, I say we all tweet Mitt, Newt, Santorum and Paul’s Twitter accounts asking them–politely–if they could take part in a Hot Air debate. Hashtag the message with #hotairdebate. Lather, rinse, repeat for a good long while until somebody responds.

If they say yes, fine. If they say no, ask for an explanation. I mean, why would the GOP nominees allow themselves to be hammered by the raft of CNN/ABC/CBS/NBC lefty hack reporters, yet not take part in a debate at Hot Air?

Every single one of these candidates professes his fidelity to American conservatism. They seek the nomination of a party that advertises itself as a right-leaning caucus. All four of these men should jump at the chance to defend their records, define their ideas and make the case for their campaigns in front of a Hot Air audience.

Conservatives are rightfully annoyed by the debates.  They’ve been run by liberals and for liberals.  A Hot Air debate would do much to rectify the MSM bias in this primary season.

UPDATE:  Dan Collins over at the great Conservatory links!  Big ups, homie.  Thanks.

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Music Monday Doom – ‘Red Tide Rising’ by Orange Goblin

Posted by KingShamus on January 23, 2012

This is the latest single from British stoner metal band Orange Goblin.

Since they first started putting out music, I had more or less lumped them in with the Kyuss/Fu Manchu/Electric Wizard sludgy-doomy metal that’s been cooking since the early 90′s. As such, I hadn’t really listened to them all that much.

Then the other day, I was listening to the radio and this came on. I didn’t recognize the vocalist, but the thumpy rhythm and great riff caught my ear. I was kinda shocked when the DJ said it was an Orange Goblin tune. The whole sequence got me a-thinking.

Lots of rock fans–especially hipster scene scabs–sneer at anything played on the radio. It doesn’t matter if it’s the blandest of bland Top 40 stations or the most free-form college radio. For those types of music fans, if a song or a band has managed to get on the airwaves there must be something wrong.

I used to think the same way. Then I turned 19.

The truth is, radio can be incredibly lame. Too many stations are too locked into their narrow formats. Too many places on the dial are too wedded to their constrictive playlists. But I probably wouldn’t have heard “Red Tide Rising” if it hadn’t been for that radio station deciding to play that song. The station benefited, Orange Goblin benefited and so did I. Win-Win-Win.

In any case, this Orange Goblin ditty is the jam. Big drums and big guitars are always a winner. Add to that a cool 21st century take on Sabbathy sludge and you’ve got yourself magic.

Enjoy.

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It’s Time To Play ‘Caption This Newt Gingrich Photo!’

Posted by KingShamus on January 21, 2012

Fast-Food Politicking?  Nobody can say Newt Gingrich isn’t hustling to win South Carolina.

“Newt:  Here are your absurdly extra-large paradigm-shifting third wave chicken nuggets.”

Oh well.  I tried. 

Your turn. 

Via @GayPatriot, @TVAmy and @GingerGibson.  Thanks, ya’all.

UPDATE:  Just to make this post slightly less goofy, here’s a link to Mr. G Guy’s blog.  He’s on the ground live-covering the South Carolina Primary.

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Rick Perry’s Out and I’m Live-Tweeting The Debate Tonight

Posted by KingShamus on January 19, 2012

I guess we won’t have Rick Perry to kick around anymore.

Rick Perry is a good man, and he deserved a better campaign than he got, but his political advisers — Dave Carney and those other guys — had all the wrong ideas, and thus Perry’s “mission” was destined to failure from the outset. Exactly how these men, so widely hailed as shrewd strategists, got so many things so badly wrong is a story that I’m sure will be the subject of many campaign post mortems, like Jennifer Jacobs’s excellent examination of what went wrong with Michele Bachmann’s campaign. But I have neither time nor inclination to offer a full analysis today.

Yeah, it’s over.

I wasn’t nearly as down on the Perry candidacy as McCain was…or still is.  I liked the fact that Perry was getting better as the debates progressed.  I dug his tenacity even in the face of his campaign going terminally pear-shaped.  In the end though, all of Perry’s strengths couldn’t overcome that horrendous beginning. 

In any case, now we’re stuck with Mittens versus the AntiRomney horde.  Tonight’s debate should answer some questions; specifically will Ron Paul break out his fanciest tin-foil hat for this solemn occasion?  Can Mittster flip-flop his positions within a single answer?  Will Rachel Maddow be there to ask Newt Gingrich about the pleasures of an open marriage?  Will George Stephanopanoloppalopopafloppaopapophloppoloploppoppoapaopapoaoulous be on hand to ask  Rick Santorum if Gingrich should’ve worn a jimmy-hat while carrying on his multiple affairs?

As for me I’ll be on Twitter if ya’all wanna chat during the debate.  I’ll be snipping at Romney–and everyone else.  See you on teh intertubes.

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Portlandia-Is This Something?

Posted by KingShamus on January 18, 2012

I don’t get IFC channel, but because I read Sitting On The Edge of The Sandbox, Biting My Tongue and her great blog I don’t have to.

She’s a fan of “Portlandia”, a show on IFC.  Check out her take.

The real white people are not in New Hampshire, and certainly not in Iowa or South Carolina. The real white people are in the Pacific North-West, and they are California transplants.

We started watching Portlandia on a Big Hollywood tip, and I can’t believe nobody told us about it last year. Like Stuff White People Like, a blog I proudly feature on my blogroll under humor, Portlandia ridicules mores and tastes of white upper middle class liberals.

…Liberals making fun of themselves, quite maliciously so at times, is nothing new. What’s surprising is that self-mockery is coming from Carrie Brownstein of a super-earnest grrrl band Sleater-Kinny and Fred Armisen who sabotages Obama skits on SNL. I suspect Brownstein and Armisen feel liberated to be funny on Portlandia only when they are performing for an elite audience of like-minded white liberals.

Read the rest.

All I know is that this is the funniest Fred Armisen has ever been in his entire half-assed comedy career.

Watch him in this Saturday Night Live opening skit.  Get your pillow and blankie for when you doze off 25 seconds in.

Granted, the writers gave Armisen a whole 2.3 jokes to fill a three minute bit.  It’s hard to be funny there isn’t anything remotely resembling humor anywhere in the material.  That doesn’t excuse Fragile Fred for his ponderous performance.  Armisen doesn’t deliver a punchline so much as wrestle it to the ground, tear it open, light it on fire, stuff it into your mailbox, then look at you with pleading eyes desperately craving your approval.   

One gets the sense that Armisen–and SNL in general–can’t really go after Obama all that hard.  They don’t want to hammer the President because he’s their guy.  SNL, along with the rest of the court jester/palace guard media, will not humiliate the politician that most reflects their values.  So they pull their punches at every opportunity, which not only makes them kool-aid drinkers but incredibly boring as well.

But the shackles come off when slightly famous liberals can make fun of average everyday liberals on a cable TV show.  Oh well.  We’ll call that progress. 

Funny, timely and just a little self-deprecating to boot.  Wow.  It’s amazing what one can do when you’re not shooting jokes in the balls so they don’t hurt your side of the political spectrum.

What’s really cool is how “Portlandia” is pretty much the proggy version of Larry The Cable Guy.  I know liberals–especially bitter old hacks like David Cross– hate Larry The Cable Guy.   What the lefties can’t get is that Larry isn’t glorifying the hillbilly peckerwood lifestyle, he’s satirizing it.  His material pokes fun at the silliness of the South.  He’s a conservative Southerner laughing with–and at–other Southerners.

It’s easier to take jokes from your own people, rather than take them from an outsider.  Irishmen can call their fellow Emerald Islanders drunk bog-trotting micks and it’s all good.  If Germans were actually capable of generating humor, they’d start by calling themselves humorless krauts and then they’d politely giggle about it under their breath. 

Same thing with Southerners.  They know Cable Guy is having a laugh at their expense.  But they can take it from him because a) he’s one of theirs and b) they know Larry’s bits are based in the reality of Southern life.

“Portlandia” is the comforting laugh that lefties can have on themselves.  Conveniently, it’s also the laugh conservatives can have on liberalism too.  That’s always nice.

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Manhattan Infidel With Important Celebrity News

Posted by KingShamus on January 17, 2012

Marijuana, everyone’s favorite medicinal substance, has gotten itself in trouble.  Again.

Marijuana Arrested for Possession of Snoop Dogg!

A marijuana cigarette (aliases include “Mary Jane” “pot” and “reefer“) was arrested at a border checkpoint in West Texas today for possession of the rapper Snoop Dogg. This man is an innocent victim of another’s addiction!

According to the local sheriff’s office it was after a border agent pulled the marijuana cigarette’s tour bus over that a sniffer dog detected the presence of Snoop Dog (real name Calvin Broadus) in the back of the bus.

Since this was not the first time that marijuana was caught in possession of Snoop Dogg the cigarette was immediately placed under arrest.

Through his lawyer the marijuana cigarette said that he has a prescription for medicinal Snoop Dogg in his home state of California because he suffers from migraines, blurred vision and the munchies.

Read. The. Rest.

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Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day 2012

Posted by KingShamus on January 16, 2012

SomeEcards.com wins this round.

 

The runner-up (from an oldie but goodie):

By the way, Dr. King pretty much nailed it on that whole ‘judge people by their character, not their skin color’ thing.

Try remembering that salient point one of these days, leftists.

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Music Monday Alternative Metal-”In The Meantime” by Helmet

Posted by KingShamus on January 16, 2012

Helmet is the brainchild of Page Hamilton.  Originally a jazz guitar student, Hamilton stumbled on a distortion pedal sometime in the 80′s and it seems to have changed his life.  For a time he was a member of the experimental New York City post-punk collective Band of Susans and he appeared on their Love Agenda album.  That group’s use of feedback, repetition, noise and unconventional song structures rubbed off on Hamilton’s later work.  

It wasn’t until Hamilton founded Helmet in the early 90′s that he found his signature sound.  Rock journalist Greg Kot once described Helmet as ‘the death of melody’.  That might’ve been an overstatement, but not by much.  Hamilton’s use of the drop-D guitar tuning (sometimes drop-C)  and his fondness for pummeling rhythms left little room for catchy sounds.  Moreover Hamilton’s vocals, alternating between a guttural snarl and an Ozzy-like lament, contributed to the overall menacing vibe of the band.  

For a time, Helmet loomed large on the heavy music scene.  Pantera and Sepultura both nicked Helmet’s syncopated start-stop rhythm style.  Bands like 311, Korn and Deftones tuned their snare drums very high, emulating Helmet drummer John Stanier’s Caribbean-influenced tone.  Given their outsized influence, it’s safe to say the nineties simply wouldn’t have been quite as heavy without Helmet.

Interestingly, while Helmet changed the sound of rock, they never really seemed to click with mainstream audiences.  Hamilton’s single-minded focus on rhythm meant their wasn’t a lot of change between albums.  Also, it’s not like Hamilton was writing pop songs.  Helmet released singles like “Sinatra”, a slow burn punker-than-thou jazzbo number and “Unsung”, which was big on relentless hammering and easy on melodic hooks.  Not exactly ear candy, even by premillennial metal standards

But even though the band never really took off, that doesn’t mean they aren’t cool.  I dunno if Hamilton ever really wanted to be a pop sensation.  It seems like Helmet was meant to reflect Hamilton’s focused musical vision.  While I’m not in love with Helmet’s post-90′s work, they’re still great.  Check it out.

 

Bad Mood:

 

Sinatra:

 

Unsung:

 

FBLA II:

 

Wilma’s Rainbow:

 

Milquetoast:

 

Driving Nowhere:

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Election Day Tea Party? Sounds Like A Plan!

Posted by KingShamus on January 13, 2012

After yesterday’s exercise in seppuku cleverly disguised as a blog post, I had to get positive. 

This seems positive.

The mainstream media narrative is that the Tea Party movement has run its course. Of course they also claimed before 2010 that the Tea Party wouldn’t have an impact. Heh. Once again they set themselves up for embarrassment. The Tea Party has shifted from organizing massive rallies to rallying for massive electoral change.

The Election Day Tea Party is a nationwide get-out-the-vote effort that debuted in 2010 with resounding success. (Just ask former Speaker Nancy Pelosi.) The goal is to first identify the close races where grass roots efforts can tip the balance and then guide Tea Party resources to those contests that will ultimately determine control of the Congress.

Back in the 2010 midterms, Ace organized his ‘Be The Wave’ get out the vote effort.  A bunch of Ace’s morons–all great folks, including Mr. Bingley of the tremendous Coalition of The Swilling–got off the net and onto the not-so-mean streets of Toms River, New Jersey to canvass for Jon Runyan’s congressional campaign.  I had so much fun that I did some GOTV work for Pat Toomey’s Senate campaign a few weeks later.

Why do I bring this up?  Because as important as the midterms were–and they were crucial–2012 is even more important.

Let’s say Romney somehow dodges the swarm of asteroids Team Barry’s campaign is about to launch at him and wins the presidency.  When Mittens’ hard drive inevitably crashes and he starts calling for a ban on assault sporks or raising the debt ceiling by a mere $5 trillion, we’re going to need a few principled conservatives in the House and Senate.  This Election Day Tea Party operation might be just the thing to help get some actual right-of-center types into positions where they can stand athwart Romney yelling, “Stop, Doofus”.

Conversely, let’s say Obama somehow dodges the 15% real unemployment rate he did so much to to create and wins the presidency.  When Barry inevitably pops a prog-boner for legalized abortion up to the 16th trimester or raising the debt ceiling by a measly $10 trillion, we’re going to need a few principled conservatives in the House and Senate.  Again, this Election Day Tea Party outfit may offer a way to at least slow down Bammy’s self-destructive liberalism.

Best of all, getting behind worthy conservatives in the House and Senate might just help righties forget that whoever wins the Presidency is very likely going to shit the mattress.

I found the Election Day Tea Party link while perusing the great and powerful Instapundit.  Thanks, sir.

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Mitt Romney Sucks And I Miss Reagan

Posted by KingShamus on January 12, 2012

I’ll admit it. I spent most of Tuesday night trying to make light of Mitt Romney’s thumping primary victory in New Hampshire. A few days thought has changed my mood from bleak pessimism to inchoate depression. Thank the Lord for Baseball Crank, who gives voice to my heretofore wordless melancholy.

The other point I would make about integrity is that it goes close to the core of why a Romney nomination worries me so much: because we would all have to make so many compromises to defend him that at the end of the day we may not even recognize ourselves. Romney has, in a career in public office of just four years (plus about 8 years’ worth of campaigning), changed his position on just about every major issue you can think of, and his signature accomplishment in office was to be wrong on the largest policy issue of this campaign. Yes, Obama is bad, and Romney can be defended on the grounds that he can’t possibly be worse. Yes, Romney is personally a good man, a success in business, faith and family. But aside from his business biography, his primary campaign has been built entirely on arguments and strategies – about touting his own electability and dividing, coopting or delegitimizing other Republicans – none of which will be of any use in the general election. What, then, will we as politically active Republicans say about him? I was not a huge fan of John McCain’s record, but I was comfortable making honest points about the things McCain had been consistent on over the years – national security, free trade, nuclear power, public integrity, pork-barrel spending. There were spots of solid ground on which to plant ourselves with McCain, and he had a history of digging himself in on those and fighting for things he believed in. But Mitt Romney’s record is just one endless sheet of thin ice as far as the eye can see – there’s no way to have any kind of confidence that we can tell people he stands for something today without being made fools of tomorrow. We who have laughed along with Jim Geraghty’s prescient point that every Obama promise comes with an expiration date will be the ones laughed at, and worse yet we will know the critics are right.

And there you have it.

Consider: The Republican Party represents–nominally, at least–the interests, concerns and aspirations of the American Right. That same GOP is less than a month away from nominating the least reliable conservative since the modern traditionalist movement coalesced in the 1950′s. After the rise of the Tea Party and the Democrats’ electoral drubbing in the 2010 midterm election, the idea of the GOP nominating a character like Mitt Romney seems like the utterly unsatisfying twist ending to an otherwise great movie.

We can discuss the various reasons why the rank-n-file Republicans cannot seem to find a viable anti-Romney conservative candidate. Open primaries are juicy targets for non-GOPers looking to decide the Republican nominee. A flawed field of candidates has presented voters with few truly attractive options. The various debates have done much to show off the reflexive liberalism of the media class, but they haven’t done much to help voters understand much about the Republican candidates. The failure of conservatives to rally around one right-of-center pol has allowed Romney to sail on through the nomination process with the GOP nod all but secured.

However, the fact remains: Unless Santorum or Perry or even Gingrich somehow pulls off a miracle, conservatives and Republicans (but, alas, I do not repeat myself) are going to have to come to grips with the reality of Mitt Romney as the GOP nominee.

Just how will they do it? As the Baseball Crank says, getting as many conservatives elected into the House and Senate is as important as ever. But as vital as that is, it pales in comparison to the real critical issue. Whoever wins in November will likely get to appoint several Supreme Court Justices. Stephen Breyer is 73. Anthony Kennedy is 75. Antonin Scalia is 75. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is 78 and has a history of serious health problems.

If Barack Obama is re-elected, he will get to decide the composition of the Court for a generation. The possibility of conservative governance will be threatened if not neutered. Right-of-center ballot measures and legislation from the states will be overturned. The US Congress–regardless of it’s partisan flavor– will be see it’s power drain as liberal activist judges discover more and more ‘rights’ in ever more absurd interpretations of the Constitution. For that reason alone, Barack Obama has to lose in 2012.

Conservatives will gripe that, given Romney’s craptastic crapshoot record of convenient changes of mind, changes of heart and changes of mood, it’s almost impossible to determine what ideological leanings his Supreme Court nominees will have. Sadly, this is very true. But it’s not like President Obama doesn’t have a track record when it comes to high court picks. Sonya Sotomayor and Elena Kagan don’t have an originalist bone in their body. There is no chance Obama’s second term judicial appointments are going to deviate much from the Kagan/Sotomayor template. Conversely, simply having Romney in the White House at least makes it slightly less likely a Laurence Tribe or a Harold Koh would find themselves on the Supreme Court.

But therein lies the problem with Romney. Because there is nothing in his background for conservatives to hang their hat on, rank-n-file righties are going to have to play the ‘He’s Not As Bad As Bammy!’ card for the next 11 months. That might be an ideological consolation for hurting conservatives, but I don’t know if it’s the foundation of a winning political coalition. If Romney can only drum up perfunctory fair-to-middlin’ enthusiasm from the pool of Republican voters, it cuts right into the argument that he’s the most electable candidate in the field.

God, I hate this election.

MORE: Yes, I sorta stole the title of this post from “Team America: World Police”. Because I am a shameless thief and you gamely put up with my crapulence, here’s your musical break.

STILL MORE:  It seems the New Hampshire primary was a buzzkill for a lot of folks.  Here’s Innominatus‘ pox-on-all-your-houses annoyance with our current political malaise:

The Not Romneys are gangin’ up, makin’ the Mittster look like Richard Gere’s character in Pretty Woman. Dunno how that will all turn out. But it doesn’t matter whether we’re talking leveraged buyouts, prostitution or politics: First, money changes hands… and then somebody gets screwed.

True dat, homie.  True dat.

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Thoughts On The Passing Of Christopher Hitchens

Posted by KingShamus on December 22, 2011

 

A few rather tardy reflections on the loss of a great public figure.

First, here is Vanity Fair’s memoriam.

Christopher Hitchens—the incomparable critic, masterful rhetorician, fiery wit, and fearless bon vivant—died today at the age of 62. Hitchens was diagnosed with esophageal cancer in the spring of 2010, just after the publication of his memoir, Hitch-22, and began chemotherapy soon after. His matchless prose has appeared in Vanity Fair since 1992, when he was named contributing editor.

“Cancer victimhood contains a permanent temptation to be self-centered and even solipsistic,” Hitchens wrote nearly a year ago in Vanity Fair, but his own final labors were anything but: in the last 12 months, he produced for this magazine a piece on U.S.-Pakistani relations in the wake of Osama bin Laden’s death, a portrait of Joan Didion, an essay on the Private Eye retrospective at the Victoria and Albert Museum, a prediction about the future of democracy in Egypt, a meditation on the legacy of progressivism in Wisconsin, and a series of frank, graceful, and exquisitely written essays in which he chronicled the physical and spiritual effects of his disease. At the end, Hitchens was more engaged, relentless, hilarious, observant, and intelligent than just about everyone else—just as he had been for the last four decades.

“My chief consolation in this year of living dyingly has been the presence of friends,” he wrote in the June 2011 issue. He died in their presence, too, at the MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston, Texas. May his 62 years of living, well, so livingly console the many of us who will miss him dearly.

I was reading Ace’s remembrance of Hitch. Like Andrew Breitbart, I peruse Ace’s comments section almost as much as I read the posts themselves. Most commenters were respectful and more than a few were quite mournful of the loss of Mr. Hitchens. As the comments piled up, another train of thought developed, which could be characterized as the ‘Hooray, The Mouthy Atheist Gets His Comeuppance Sack Dance’. Several commenters, who identified themselves as Christians, seemed to revel in the fact that Hitchens would be damned for his atheism.

Tacky? Definitely.  

An un-Christian response to the death of a human being?  Surely.

But then again, what was the grand project of Christopher Hitchens’ life over the last decade? For many people–especially those not familiar with his stance on Islamic radicalism, his disgust for President Bill Clinton or his slow drift away from the political left–Hitch was best known as the public face of atheism. And it’s not like he was particularly gentle about his dislike for religious faith. No, he was a loud-n-proud attack dog for the anti-God side.

It isn’t all that shocking to find that many Christians grew tired of Hitchens’ snarling barely contained disdain for them.  Believers are instructed to turn the other cheek and pray for their enemies, but believers are still human after all. Even the most patient Christian will chafe at having his beliefs trampled on over and over again.  This is especially true when the trampler in question never bothers to wipe off his boots before stepping on his intended target.  Hitchens’ brand of atheism was pointed, angry and more often than not insulting.  When he railed against the Church or other religious institutions, it seemed as if his aim was not to change minds but to injure people he perceived as enemies.

In America and the West, Christians have endured decades of writers, entertainers, artists, intellectuals and other taste-makers who attempted to shame believers out of their faith.  For many, Hitchens was simply the latest in a long line of pompous know-it-alls trying to make them feel stupid for taking the words of the Bible to heart.  Seen in that light, it’s more surprising just how few Christians have piled on in the wake of Hitchens’ passing.

Beyond the question of religion, Christopher Hitchens was a writer that reveled in the act of making ideological allies uncomfortable.  Since the time of Clinton’s impeachment, Hitchens was seen by many on the Left as a traitor to the cause.  For the audacity of going against American liberalism’s champion, Hitch was vilified by the kind of people who had spent decades using him as an ideological buttress to hold up their arguments. 

For many progressives, the final straw was Hitchens’ continuous defense of the Iraq War.  The idea of Hitch making friends with the likes of Paul Wolfowitz, Donald Rumsfeld and George W. Bush was simply too much for many committed leftists to tolerate.  The excommunication of Hitchens from the socialist project was all but complete by 2004.

Even as the intellectual Left was ejecting a former comrade from their midst, Hitchens simply wouldn’t or couldn’t play nice in the sandbox with the Right either.  Besides his utter hatred for organized religion he made sure to slam other facets of the broad traditionalist caucus.  Sarah Palin got no love from Hitch.   Neither did the Tea Party; Hitch accused the movement of racial bigotry whenever asked about it.  Ronald Reagan, one of conservatism’s great political heroes, was worse than useless in the writer’s judgment

How much of Hitchens’ argumentative rhetoric came from honest disagreement?  How much of it was mere posturing?  Sometimes it was hard to tell.  The joy Hitchens seemed to take in making people squirm suggests that a good deal of his personality was a well-rehearsed form of contrarianism.  This isn’t always so bad; there are far worse sins for a writer than being against the prevailing attitudes of his time. 

Still, watch the clip and note how Hitchens goes after Reagan.  From our vantage point in the Age of Trillion Dollar Obama, 90’s-era lefty critiques of Reagan’s budget deficits seem ridiculously quaint.  More absurd is the sight of a man who at the time still considered himself a member of the socialist movement using national debt as a focus for his attack on the 40th president.  For a polemicist who launched into countless tirades denouncing the hypocrisy of his various hate-figures, the grasping for this particular club to bash this particular target is just the sort of cynical opportunism Hitchens made a career out of railing against.

But what a career.  To say Christopher Hitchens had a gift for writing is like saying that Lady Gaga has a passing interest in publicity.  Even when you found yourself disagreeing with him, he was still far more interesting than most political writers are on their best days.  Hitchens was a master of fusing his thunderous moralism to a seemingly effortless ability to create provocative imagery.  For this alone, he will be missed by writers and readers across the globe.

But it wasn’t just his writing that made him great.  His public persona, an improbable amalgamation of a priapic boozed-up British university student and a joyfully overfed bookworm, made him a joy to watch in a public debate.  It was also that improbable mixture that was so surprising.  A nicotine-fueled drunk nattering on in a cartoonish plummy Oxbridge accent about Cold War-era Eastern European leftists or some other historical obscurity should not be compelling, yet somehow Hitchens made it work.  It’s possible that only he could’ve done pulled off that feat.

For this conservative, it was most enjoyable seeing Hitchens crack on his former leftist pals.  Watch and laugh as Hitch eviscerates knee-jerk liberal Eric Alterman’s anti-Iraq War arguments.  What comes across most clearly from the clip is the sense that Alterman could not—even at such a late hour–relinquish his lingering hurt over Hitchens’ defection from the liberal sphere.  Even as Hitchens piles injury upon injury, Alterman still pines for Hitch to come back to liberal side of the aisle.  The barely concealed passive aggression from Alterman gives the game away.

Sometimes a man is defined by his enemies.  In many ways, Hitchens was defined by the old comrades he had pissed off over the course of his meandering exit from the progressive movement.  The resentment still remains, even after a decade.  Repellent lefty shrew Katha Pollitt took the occasion of Hitch’s passing to settle some bitter old scores with her former colleague.  Kevin Drum damned himself by damning Hitchens with faint insult. Dave Zirin spun a chance barroom dust-up with Hitch into a comically melodramatic confrontation, complete with a bizarre slapdash amateur psychoanalysis of Hitchens to boot.

Again and again, one is faced with a rather startling revelation:  The Left needed Christopher Hitchens far more than he ever needed them.  They craved his stylish prose, his combativeness and his intellectual curiosity.  More importantly, liberals desperately wanted to be able to claim Hitchens as theirs alone.  When Hitch started palling around with liberalism’s enemies, it devastated the socialists–as it does still today. 

Was Christopher Hitchens a right-winger, as his many progressive critics accused him of being?  Surely not.  William F. Buckley once said that an atheist could be a conservative, but a God-hater could not.  Hitchens’ disgust for organized religion alone will probably always deny him entry into the conservative caucus.  His various other heterodoxies from traditionalism make considering him a a man of the Right impossible.

However, measuring Hitchens by this yardstick is unfair.  The man loved his eccentricities more than being a rigid partisan.  It was his sort of scattered unpredictable politics, the kind that infuriated both friends and enemies alike, that made him interesting.  To complain about Hitchens’ lack of ideological ‘correctness’ misses the point.  Hitch forced everyone who read him to question their own assumptions, even for just a moment.  During a career that spanned several periods of ideological inflexibility, Hitchens’ ability to break through convention is the greatest gift he could give to his readers.  

Hitch would agree with the sentiment that the world is a far better place with people like Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden dead.  Conversely, the world is a far better place for having Christopher Hitchens live in it for sixty-two years. 

RIP

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Happy Thanksgiving 2011

Posted by KingShamus on November 24, 2011

Look, I know I’ve kinda sucked at this whole blog posting dealie but that doesn’t mean I’m not thankful for all the folks who come by and read and comment on my goofiness.  I’ll try to do better soon.

Here’s a big holiday toast to all ya’all.  I hope you have a great Thanksgiving, surrounded by family and friends.  I pray you enjoy all the delicious food that surrounds this great holiday.  I hope your football team wins.

Most of all, keep a sharp eye out for all the great Christmas shopping deals.  In fact, here’s a guy who can help you with that.

Seriously, Happy Thanksgiving.

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Herman Cain, David Axelrod and the Chicago Way

Posted by KingShamus on November 11, 2011

Many right-of-center writers have made the argument that all the allegations against Herman Cain makes it politically hazardous for the GOP to nominate the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO.

I agree. It would be tough to defend Cain against numerous sexual harassment charges.  But are we really dealing with a candidate with a zipper problem?

Herman Cain​ has spent his life living and working all over the country — Indiana, Georgia, Minnesota, Nebraska, Kansas, Washington, D.C. — but never in Chicago.

So it’s curious that all the sexual harassment allegations against Cain emanate from Chicago: home of the Daley machine and Obama consigliere David Axelrod​.

Suspicions had already fallen on Sheila O’Grady, who is close with David Axelrod and went straight from being former Chicago mayor Richard M. Daley’s chief of staff to president of the Illinois Restaurant Association (IRA), as being the person who dug up Herman Cain’s personnel records from the National Restaurant Association (NRA).

The Daley-controlled IRA works hand-in-glove with the NRA. And strangely enough, Cain’s short, three-year tenure at the NRA is evidently the only period in his decades-long career during which he’s alleged to have been a sexual predator.

After O’Grady’s name surfaced in connection with the miraculous appearance of Cain’s personnel files from the NRA, she issued a Clintonesque denial of any involvement in producing them — by vigorously denying that she knew Cain when he was at the NRA. (Duh.)

And now, after a week of conservative eye-rolling over unspecified, anonymous accusations against Cain, we’ve suddenly got very specific sexual assault allegations from an all-new accuser out of … Chicago.

Herman Cain has never lived in Chicago. But you know who has? David Axelrod! And guess who lived in Axelrod’s very building? Right again: Cain’s latest accuser, Sharon Bialek.

Read the rest.  Coulter lays out Team Barry’s long sordid history of dirty tactics.

Ann Coulter understands what David Axelrod knows on an instinctive level and what many conservatives sadly will never get through their thick skulls: “He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.”  All we have here is the latest iteration of the Obama-Alinsky strategy for dispatching inconvenient people who get in the way of Affirmative Action Barry’s political aspirations.  

So how have some righties reacted to what is obviously a hatchet-job orchestrated by the Windy City’s most notorious tub of bile?

Ummmm, not as well as one would hope.

Well, after Bialek, the allegations against Cain now have a face and a name. And again, they might be entirely false. But again, the allegations are succeeding in knocking the Cain campaign off of whatever game it once might have had, and any confidence that Herman Cain will be able to survive the Republican nomination contest–let alone a race against the veteran campaign squad that is bound and determined to get Barack Obama a second term in the White House–ought to be completely dissipated by now. Oh, I am sure that there remain some Cainiacs who hold out the last, desperate vestiges of hope that somehow, someway, their candidate will recover, Lazarus-like, capture the GOP nomination, and win the White House. But why should anyone put anymore stock into their tired, Baghdad Bobesque assurances that everything is all right, that the Cain campaign is walking on water (before turning it into wine), and that the former pizza executive has his opponents right where he wants them?

There may very well be more revelations about Cain’s behavior. This ride is not even close to being over yet. And I write that as someone who very much wants this ride to be over; we have serious economic policy, foreign policy, and national security issues to discuss in the run-up to the primaries, the caucuses, and the general election scheduled less than a year from today. Unfortunately, we are not talking about those issues, because of the soap opera that is Herman Cain’s Presidential campaign.

That last bit is the best.

Herman Cain is the target of a David Axelrod slime job.  The Obama re-election campaign is dredging up every half-assed allegation they can find against the GOP candidate.  They’re employing their ideological allies in the mainstream media to turn rumors and long settled complaints into front-page stories.

So of course, it’s Herman Cain’s fault that we’re not talking about the economic policy, foreign policy or national security issues.

Similarly, if it wasn’t for those pesky underage boys getting raped by Jerry Sandusky on Penn State football coach Joe Paterno’s watch, we could all focus on the Nittany Lion squad beating Nebraska on Saturday.  

[sarc/]

It’s amazing.  Has Herman Cain spent the last 12 months bringing up any sex scandals involving Barack Obama?  Has Herman Cain spent his entire campaign playing footsie with the Barack Obama birther issue?  Has Herman Cain talked about Bill Ayers, Bernadine Dorn or Pastor Jeremiah Wright?   

In fact, Herman Cain has been pretty good about pushing his ideas out to the public.  All he’s done is talked about the serious issues that he cares about.  Now he finds himself embroiled in a mess created by Obama’s campaign team and aided by their buddies in the left-wing media.  What do some conservatives want to do?  Blame the victim and toss him overboard at the first opportunity. 

Why?  Because Gloria Allred thinks it’s a good idea?  Because David Gregory thinks Cain damages other Republicans?  Because the media is making it tough?  Is that the standard for judging candidates we’re going with now? 

The truth is, it’s Obama–not Cain–that doesn’t want to talk about issues.  Obama doesn’t want that because if the election comes down to a referendum on Barack’s record, he’ll lose.  If you’re concerned that we’re not talking about America’s various problems, let’s start by laying the blame where it belongs, which is at the feet of the President and his minions instead of the guy who’s been focused on ideas from the get-go.  

Here’s a question for all the Cain-haters who are using this moment of weakness to tear down the prominent GOP candidate:  What happens when it’s your favorite candidate getting hammered by a Democrat Party and MSM tag-team ‘scandal’?  Will you be there loudly clamoring for him or her to stand aside because the MSM says the person is no longer a viable candidate?  Or will you expect the rest of the conservative movement to circle the wagons and defend your personal favorite?

Here’s how I think it’ll go down: “Herman Cain wasn’t a real candidate.  He was only leading in national polls and gaining fundraising momentum, but he was never going to win.  But Gingrich/Perry/Bachmann/Paul is the real deal, so pretty please defend my preferred candidate against this latest unfounded media-driven scandal.”   

Yeah.  I’ll get right on that.

What these folks don’t seem to get is that the Democrats and the MSM (but I repeat myself) are not going to be satisfied just taking out Herman Cain.  Every scrap of innuendo, every half-hushed whisper, every stitch of gossip about all these candidates is being dug up by Obama’s opposition research team.  If we let them, once they’re done with Cain Team Bamster will move on to the next GOP candidate that poses a threat to Obama’s re-election.  They’ll float a story to their pals at the New York Times, MSNBC or Newsweek.  Within days, the court stenographers in the MSM will dutifully report yet another half-fabricated pack of nonsense, all under the ruse that they’re just ‘vetting the candidate’.

If a guy like Herman Cain can’t expect to get even a little support from other conservatives, why don’t we just throw in the fucking towel, give the Left what they really want and nominate Mitt Romney right now?  That way, when he loses in 2012, we can get ourselves all psyched up to nominate the next milquetoast establishmentarian compassionate conservative doucherocket in line for the 2016 race.

Look, if Herman Cain truly is a serial sexual creep, then it’s over for him.  But so far what evidence do we have here?  His accusers just aren’t credible.  Their stories don’t make sense.  We’re left with unsubstantiated crap that should be at the bottom of Jonathan Martin’s garbage can instead of on the front page of Politico.

Here’s the other thing:  Nobody is expecting Santorum supporters or Huntsman fans or anybody else to switch sides.  If you support another candidate, feel free to continue to do so.  But if you think you can build your dude up by using a left-wing hit job to tear Cain down, you’re just the guy feeding your buddies to an alligator in the hopes that the predator eats you last.

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Moamar Khadafi–Dead

Posted by KingShamus on October 22, 2011

Operation Soaring Donkey Punch has reached it’s bloody end.

Libyans rejoiced and the world breathed a collective sigh of relief Thursday at news of the death of ousted leader Muammar Qaddafi, but details of his capture and killing remained in dispute.

His convoy was hit by NATO airstrikes but not destroyed. And he later was captured alive in his hometown of Sirte. However, numerous reports — often contradictory — continue to surface about how he was captured and how he ended up dead, apparently from a bullet.

A U.S. Predator drone was involved in the airstrike on Muammar Qaddafi’s convoy Thursday in the moments before his death, as he tried to escape Sirte, a U.S. defense official told Fox News.

The official said the drone, along with a French fighter jet, fired on the “large convoy.” A French defense official earlier said about 80 vehicles were in the convoy — the official said the strike did not destroy the convoy but that fighters on the ground afterward intercepted the vehicle carrying Qaddafi. He was later killed, reportedly in the crossfire between Qaddafi supporters and opponents as he was being transferred.

Arab broadcasters showed graphic images of the balding, goateed Gadhafi – wounded, with a bloodied face and shirt — but alive, as he was pushed around by a crowd of revolutionaries. Later video showed fighters rolling Qaddafi’s lifeless body over on the pavement, stripped to the waist and a pool of blood under his head.

Much as I’d like to think this is an unalloyed good, the horrifying undignified death (Warning-It’s graphic gory video of a dead dictator) of Khadafi probably generates more questions than it answers.

First, Barack Obama brought us to this war against the Libyan psycho-regime.  What exactly did our President’s Maghreb adventurism get us?  The Coalition of the Swilling’s Tree Hugging Sister makes a disturbing point.

What I am appalled by is an American President who can tout “American Leadership” in a statement patting himself on the back for what was basically the assassination cream-on-top of a patently illegal operation to begin with. Leadership would have BEEN calling out to Iranians on rooftops desperate for encouragement.

Obama couldn’t lead himself to the men’s room.

So, is that what our proud military’s for? To flush out the easy-target dirtbag of choice, who can then (eventually) can be pulled out of a pipe by a random hodgepodge of “Freedom Fighters”, beaten to a pulp and summarily executed there on the shoulder of the highway, all the while we can claim no boots on the ground and no blood on lily white hands?

Read the rest.

Remember how President Nobel Laureate painstakingly worked to get Congressional approval for the Libyan War? How about all those trips to the United Nations to discuss why Khadafi had to be removed from power? Do recall how many agonizing months we delayed our military operations in North Africa just to make sure we had all of our legal and Constitutional ducks in a row?

Yeah, me neither.

But you gotta give it up to the Obama Administration–at least they’re not spiking the football.

“We came, we saw, he died.”

Hey American progressives, I give you your glorious avatar: A corpulent hack lawyer/former junior US Senator/former First Lady waddling her overfed frame into a fawning media appearance so she can giggle about killing the leader of another country.

Speaking of idiots, The Daily Kos is in full-on hopeful puppy dog mode.

The world will soon move on to other matters, forgetting Libya ever existed. But as trite an observation as it might be, getting rid of Gaddafi is likely to be the easy part in Libya’s hopeful transition to a better, more democratic future.

Amazing. This is the same guy who spent most of the Dubya years in high dudgeon over ‘illegal wars’ and the ‘imperial presidency’. How Kos–and the rest of the progressive movement–used to righteously thunder on and on and on about the alleged abuses of power from the evil American Warlord Premier Bush. Naturally, when Barack Obama refuses to get Congressional authorization to use force and then subsequently pushes through some half-assed quickie UN Security Council resolution against Khadafi, it’s all good in the hood.

Granted, Kos is a little concerned over how the post-Khadafi transition will look. He frets about the hard part still to come. But basically, summarizing his and the broader left-wing’s position on Libya is simple: “Mission Accomplished”. 

The dissonance between liberalism’s anti-war rhetoric during the Bush Administration and the left’s more recent fawning accolades for their Glorious Warrior President should put a massive dent in their neo-pacifist credibility for a generation.  No more can progressives claim the moral high ground.  By hitching their wagon to the newly butched-up Democrat Party, they have demolished the notion of a viable American anti-war movement.  It should now be clear that the Dubya era crying over Iraq was not done out of principle, but instead out of a vulgar partisan hate for Bush.     

But perhaps I’m being too harsh on our progressive colleagues. On second thought, lets let bygones be bygones and give the Left a warm welcome to the Paul Wolfowitz/Donald Rumsfeld/Darth Cheney Axis of Neoconservatism. You libs are a little late to the shin-dig, but whatevs. Be sure to give William Kristol and Charles Krauthammer a shout-out at the beer pong tournament.

(BTW–I’m not linking to Kos’ site.  You can find it for yourself.)

Swinging back over into the real world, there are going to be actual-factual consequences that America will have to deal with in the wake of Khadafi’s death.

Qaddafi was not America’s friend, but the vision of U.S. troops pulling Saddam Hussein from a spider hole in Iraq did persuade him that having America as an enemy was not smart. So he gave up his drive to develop nuclear weapons and coughed up useful intelligence on how that project had been organized. He stopped financing terrorism — as far as we’re aware. He did continue oppressing his own people. Both the Bush and the Obama administrations pretty much gave him a pass on that.

If the Great Arab Revolt — “Arab Spring” is a hopeful, not descriptive term — ends up only removing Qaddafi and, from neighboring Egypt, Hosni Mubarak, a despot who was, nonetheless, a reasonably pliant client of the U.S., and if Iran’s theocrats remain in power and manage to save the Assad dynasty in Syria while continuing to use Hezbollah to control Lebanon and sponsoring Hamas in Gaza, the lesson will be clear: It is more dangerous to be America’s ally than its enemy.

Such a lesson will carry long-term strategic consequences. If there are strategic planners in the current administration, now would be a good time for them to start worrying.

Egypt has been allowed to drift into a Muslim Brotherhood/military coalition government. Turkey has become more and more Islamist over the last decade. Now Libya will get the chance to replace their brutal dictator with…what, exactly? The chances of finding Jeffersonian democrats, Madisonian constitutionalists or even FDR-ite liberals amongst the Libyan freedom fighters are negligible.

Instead, it is very likely that Libya will be allowed to fall into the hands of al-Qaeda sympathizers and other hardline Sunni Muslim theocrats. That’s great if you’re a Islamist radical; not so great if you’re an Egyptian Copt, a Libyan Jew, an American anything…or pretty much anybody else.

But according to President Obama’s logic, America simply had to help throw out Khadafi, even though our short and long term interests would’ve been better served by keeping him around. Meanwhile, Bashar al-Assad still hasn’t taken a laser-guided thermobaric curbstomp. The Iranian mullahs, who somehow managed to keep power even after the 2009 Persian uprising should’ve shown America just how brittle the Tehran theocracy really is, have yet to be shown the business end of a J-Dam.

It would be a far better and much more stable world if our real enemies were punished for their actions.  But then again, is stability really what Obama is seeking to create in the world?  His actions in Libya suggest he has some other goal in mind. 

In any case, Moamar Khadafi has been put to death at the hands of the people he brutally oppressed for decades.  There is a certain ironic justice to the mad Colonel’s inglorious termination.  Even though there are many troubling ambiguities, his execution rids the world of a mass murderer and large-scale terrorist sponsor. He has the blood of countless people on his hands, both in Libya and across the globe. Pan Am Flight 103 was simply the most direct assault on US citizens that Khadafi ordered against America. 

The planet is a far better place with Khadafi roasting on a spit in Satan’s special nuclear fire dictator barbeque pit.  Regardless of America’s domestic political situation, the death of the crazy Colonel is still a day to be celebrated.  What happens next is a mystery, what happened this week should at least give some relief to the people who were impacted by Khadafi’s evil.

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The Enduring Genius of Occupy Wall Street, Part Trace

Posted by KingShamus on October 13, 2011

We’ve got magic in this third installment of OccupyWhereEverIWantBecauseIAmAMorallySuperiorLeftistAlsoDoNotCleanUpMyShitInZuccottiParkBecauseSanitationIsFascist.

First, Karen Howes over at the rad Eastern Right gives us OccupyWallStreet’s giggling ode to banging out barnyard critters.

Even better, listen to what Karen writes.

The real point was the message, one that resonates with children and leftists alike: “I can do what I want to, and you can’t stop me! I’ll fly away on my winged unicorn to Neverland, so neener-neener!”

The best part is that under the OWS mantra, you can not only fly away on your unicorn, you can then proceed to rail the thing and it’s all good in the hood.  As long as the magical horsey creature is a girl.  If it was a dude unicorn, that would be gay.

[sarc/]

Really, I don’t think they’re advocating for bestiality. 

I guess. 

Speaking of mantras, notice the unison repeated chants from the audience.  That’s interesting.  When progressives are in high dudgeon, they get off on calling conservatives stuff like ‘sheeple’ or ‘robots’.  Hey OccupyWallStreet, if you were looking for mindless automatons blankly repeating the words of an ideologue, try looking in a fucking mirror.

This next video comes from National Review Online, via the ever-awesome Ace of Spades.  This adorable doe-eyed demonstrator doesn’t want much out of America, except for the US taxpayer to pay his college tuition.   

Ace is right; if you want a picture of the future, imagine a spoiled mincing college sophomore nerdlington petulantly demanding your bank card PIN number–forever.

What is amazing is just how impervious this rocket surgeon is to counter argument.  In fact, homeboy gets annoyed when the questioner in the video points out just how absurd his demands actually are.  ‘Because…it’s what I want.”  Really, assbreath?  That’s your best comeback?  What’s next, a rousing defense of big government spending programs with the ‘I’m rubber, you’re glue’ gambit? 

Who the hell actually thinks that he’s entitled to free stuff just because he holds up a sign at a protest rally?  Better question: Why would anybody give this twerpy cockholster a no strings attached education?   Clearly dude isn’t smart enough to qualify for an academic scholarship.  Guy looks like a hamster could beat him off the dribble, so a free ride on the athletic tip probably isn’t in the cards.  

Worse, it’s hard to imagine what this brat would bring to a job.  Besides a vaguely snobbish countenance and the ability to make unattainable demands, there really isn’t any reason to bring a guy like this into a workplace.  After a week of goldbricking, he’d be whining for a pay raise and another week of vacation.  When he didn’t get it, he’d become a stereotypical morale-killing office cancer.  A potential employer watching this video clip would have to be nuts to hire a headcase like this.

We’re nearing the end of our trip down doucherocket lane,  but OWS isn’t done with us just yet.  Check out Snarky Basterd’s twitter run-in with the a particularly riled up Occupier.

MrHortoncycles sure is doing a nice impression of Robespierre.  No really fella, you nailed it.

It’s totally cool how when you stand up to these clowns–who insist that they represent 99% of America–they jump to summary executions.  I thought these OccupyWherever folks were supposed to about bringing a peaceful airing of grievances to the table, not threatening political opponents with a Stalinist purge.

Some of that is cheesedick internet tough guy posturing.  Every big talking loudmouth on the world wide web is always very tough, in an anonymous pussy sort of way.  On one level it’s hard to take a dope like MrHortoncycles seriously. 

On the other hand, back during the Left’s temper tantrum over the Gabrielle Giffords shooting, the Right was told over and over that they had to ratchet down their heated rhetoric.  Sarah Palin’s congressional target map–a graphic Giffords’ shooter Jared Loughner never actually saw–was supposed to have pushed a deranged maniac over the edge into violent political assassin mode.  Liberals constantly demand that conservatives use a softer rhetorical tone, but yet they never get around to, you know, actually policing their own wackjobs when they threaten their political opponents with death.

Weird cult-like chanting, petulant demands wrapped up in a hypocritical socialist slimeball and politically motivated death threats–and some of ya’all were worried that the Occupy Wall Street protest was going to hurt the Right.

Besides the election of Barack Obama, Occupy Wall Street is the best thing to happen to conservatives in the last three years.

Thank you liberals.  Thank you so much.  Keep up the good work screwing yourselves.

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The Enduring Genius of Occupy Wall Street, Part Deux

Posted by KingShamus on October 10, 2011

Bless you, Crack Emcee.  Bless you.

My friend No One Of Any Import (who is actually a very important blogger) is concerned about the OccupyEveryFuckingWhereWeWantEvenIfWeDoNotGetPermitsBecauseWeAreSoMorallySuperiorToEveryone. 

Then I got around to reading a post over at FilmLadd. (Drat. I can’t remember who led me to FilmLadd, so I can’t do the via link.) In that post, Mr. Ehlinger makes an unsettling point:

“My hunch is that these protests aren’t about accomplishing anything right now except to flex their muscles, test out the police, and see which supporters “they” (the White House) can count on.

In short: #OccupyWallStreet is a dry run for November 2012.”

Hmm. That sounds bad . . . and yet plausible.

First of all, No-1 and Ehlinger are exactly correct.  This is a dress rehearsal for Obambi’s re-election campaign.

And just look at the incoherent ideological clown costumes these dildotrons have elected to dress themselves in.

Occupy Wall Street and it’s various spin-offs represent the Huggies-fudging foot-stamping temper tantrum of America’s economic illiterates.  These are the type of people who actually take their Trotskyite college economics professor seriously instead of shotgunning a few beers and forgetting Hegels’ dialectic.  Then they have the nerve to get pissed off when they rack up a $100K in college debt for a degree they can’t get a job with because their Jesus-figure President has gleefully vaporized the economy.

Speaking of incoherence, the Occupy Wall Street crowd is really pissed off at big corporations.  Good thing Barack Obama isn’t in the pocket of those greedy multinational conglomerates or anything.

Despite his rhetorical attacks on Wall Street, a study by the Sunlight Foundation’s Influence Project shows that President Barack Obama has received more money from Wall Street than any other politician over the past 20 years, including former President George W. Bush.

In 2008, Wall Street’s largesse accounted for 20 percent of Obama’s total take, according to Reuters. …

By the end of Barack Obama’s 2008 campaign, executives and others connected with Wall Street firms, such as Goldman Sachs, Bank of America, Citigroup, UBS AG, JPMorgan Chase, and Morgan Stanley, poured nearly $15.8 million into his coffers.

Goldman Sachs contributed slightly over $1 million to Obama’s 2008 presidential campaign, compared with a little over $394,600 to the 2004 Bush campaign. Citigroup gave $736,771 to Obama in 2008, compared with $320,820 to Bush in 2004. Executives and others connected with the Swiss bank UBS AG donated $539,424 to Obama’s 2008 campaign, compared with $416,950 to Bush in 2004. And JP Morgan Chase gave Obama’s campaign $808,799 in 2008, but did not show up among Bush’s top donors in 2004, according to the Center for Responsive Politics.

Hey doe-eyed left-wing dreamers–You wanted President Hopey McChangenstein?  Try this on for size.

In short, Occupy Wall Street is the bastion of dupes, marks and suckers.

I have a suggestion.  Instead of worrying about what these wannabe Jacobins and never-will-be Guevaras will say, how’s about we let them talk?  Let them spew every wackadoo economic theory they want.  Allow them to indulge in every empty-headed rhetorical argument they want to.  Finally–and this will seem slightly heretical–I say we give them just enough room to engage in really stupid acts of public racism and idiocy.

Then, when they say and do stupid shit like the Lotion Man, we refute it   It’s not gonna be all that hard.  Making fun of bowel-stewing bigotry and doltish left-wing platitudes is always good.  Ya know what the best part is about shining a big ol’ zillion candlepower spotlight on these flaming jackasses?  The more they do, the more the rest of the country is going to hate them. 

Some people might get taken in by the OWS message.  Let’s be realistic, though.  Most people know that, even as bad as some companies can be, you still need them to create jobs.  In a nation where unemployment is at 9.1%, the majority of citizens in America understand that the last thing we need to do is go full retard socialist on businesses. 

We should not be too concerned that Occupy Wall Street is just the Left’s dry run for getting the Golfer-in-chief re-elected.  If this is the kind of campaign they want to run next year, we shouldn’t fear it.  We should welcome it with every fiber of our being.    

You wanna play the ‘pierced-septum 27 year old college sophomore living off of Mom ‘n Dad’s dime’ card, liberals?  Be our guest.  You Stalinists up for a game of ‘Scratch A Lefty, Find An Hate-Filled Anti-Semite’?  So are we.  Ya’all think you’re strong enough for a repeat of the sixties-era Days of Rage?  Let’s do this thing, hammer-heads.

If the Right has any brains in it’s collective skulls, they’ll use this moment of extreme left-wing windowlicking to highlight just how pretentious, mindless and destructive American liberalism has become.  They’ll then use every horrible progressive idea and action that comes out of the Occupy Wall Street movement and promptly club the lefty caucus over the head.  Lather, rinse, repeat for the next twelve months until all the polite well-mannered lefties disown the OWS crowd for fear of being tarred with the same humiliating brush.

I guess what I am trying to say is:  My fellow right-wing bitter clingers, go forth and mercilessly mock.

UPDATE:  Just as I was scratching out my mini-opus, the great RS McCain gives us a shining blaze pink example of the wacko lefty shit we can laugh at from the Occupy Wall Street conniption.

Here is the PDF of the Workers World Party announcement of their national conference(note the tributes to Che Guevara) and here, in its entirety, is their call to action:

SOCIALIST CONFERENCE TO STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH OCCUPY WALL STREET,
Oct. 8 & 9

Abolish Capitalism,
Fight for Socialism

In the Spirit of Troy Davis:
“Dismantle this unjust system”

Stop.

Stop.

Stop right there.

‘In the spirit of Troy Davis’?  Troy Davis?  You mean the same Troy Davis that killed a cop in front of a bunch of eyewitnesses?  We should dismantle ‘the system’ in the spirit of a convicted cop-killer; is that what you’re saying, Worker’s World Party?

Well, being that you guys are Stalinists it only makes sense you’d want to change the American economic system through murderous violence.  Way to go with that playing exactly to type thing you got going there.

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The Enduring Genius Of Occupy Wall Street

Posted by KingShamus on October 9, 2011

Courtesy of the great Moe Lane.

But really, what else do you expect from a movement based on Soros astroturf rabble-rousing a pack of confused naive Radiohead fans?

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Sarah Palin Bows Out Of The 2012 Presidential Race

Posted by KingShamus on October 6, 2011

She made the announcement on the Mark Levin Show last night.

The link has the audio interview.  Here is her e-mail to Levin.

October 5, 2011
Wasilla, Alaska

After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.

My decision is based upon a review of what common sense Conservatives and Independents have accomplished, especially over the last year. I believe that at this time I can be more effective in a decisive role to help elect other true public servants to office – from the nation’s governors to Congressional seats and the Presidency. We need to continue to actively and aggressively help those who will stop the “fundamental transformation” of our nation and instead seek the restoration of our greatness, our goodness and our constitutional republic based on the rule of law.

From the bottom of my heart I thank those who have supported me and defended my record throughout the years, and encouraged me to run for President. Know that by working together we can bring this country back – and as I’ve always said, one doesn’t need a title to help do it.

I will continue driving the discussion for freedom and free markets, including in the race for President where our candidates must embrace immediate action toward energy independence through domestic resource developments of conventional energy sources, along with renewables. We must reduce tax burdens and onerous regulations that kill American industry, and our candidates must always push to minimize government to strengthen the economy and allow the private sector to create jobs.

Those will be our priorities so Americans can be confident that a smaller, smarter government that is truly of the people, by the people, and for the people can better serve this most exceptional nation.

In the coming weeks I will help coordinate strategies to assist in replacing the President, re-taking the Senate, and maintaining the House.

Thank you again for all your support. Let’s unite to restore this country!

God bless America.

– Sarah Palin

I think a few things are going on here.

First, Palin electing not to run is at least a partial vindication of the Left’s strategy against the former Alaska governor.  Since August 2008, various and sundry liberals have made careers trying to make Sarah Palin into a marginal figure in American public life.  She’s had shameless Obama-shilling hacks berate her.  Her family has taken despicable hits from various cultural figures.  Joe McGinnis even wrote a source-less gossip-laden hit piece masquerading as legitimate journalism and got a major league book publisher to print it.

Taken individually, the attacks against Mrs. Palin would be nasty, but not fatal.  Put them all together and the duration, nature and severity of the anti-Palin crusades chipped away enough of her credibility in the public’s eyes to make a 2012 run problematic at best.  That the attacks against Palin from the progressive movement were almost never based on policy differences but couched in cultural sneers, jealousy over her good looks and petty personal insults is of no concern to liberals.  The only thing that matters to them is that they wounded her just enough to slow down her political ambitions.

The question is not the ugly vindictive nature of the progressive movement; that’s a settled issue.  What is a very live concern is just why the attacks on Sarah Palin were allowed to succeed in the first place.  Why was there so little support for Palin from the establishment GOP?  If anybody should’ve defended her, one would think it would be her fellow Republicans.  Instead, it was left to the conservative bloggers and writers to step in and counter the attacks against Palin.  While it was a noble effort, in the end it wasn’t enough to rescue her public image.

Sadly, the reasons why the Republican Party didn’t come to Mrs. Palin’s aid are familiar.  The national GOP is still beholden to the social biases of the mainstream media.  Sarah Palin isn’t ashamed of her large rambunctious family, her outdoorsy lifestyle, her physical attractiveness, her northern dialect or her Christian faith–but many in her party’s leadership are mortified at the thought that she could be a prominent spokesperson for Republicans. 

The perception of Palin as being ‘not quite our kind’ from a cultural perspective goes hand in glove with the Republican Party’s dislike for her politics.  She’s pro-life and pro-Second Amendment, but she’s also against corporate bail-outs.  She fought against cronyism in Alaska and she’s made it clear that she’s against it when Republicans and Democrats do it on a national level.  This brand of political activism simply doesn’t jibe with much of the GOP, who would prefer to go along to get along and make noble sonorous concession speeches every four years.

For all her egregious sins–her social status markers and her populist conservatism–Sarah Palin just could not to be defended by her party from the absolutely vile personal attacks that were thrown at her.

That a woman like Sarah Palin is a source of shame in the eyes of the Grand Ol’ Party, but the author of RomneyCare is still a Republican front-runner for the 2012 elections is astounding–and spectacularly depressing.

So now what? 

For Palin, she’ll keep on keeping on.  Perhaps a US Senate run is in the works.  Perhaps not.  Whatever she decides, she’ll remain a force in conservative intellectual circles.  Whether that’s good enough for her many disappointed supporters remain to be seen.

In the short run, Palin’s formal exit from the field has big ramifications.  Check out Dean_L’s analysis.

What does it mean for the GOP? Given that a Palin run would have split the anybody-but-Romney vote 3 ways (her, Perry and Cain), she did a service to the conservative wing of the Republican party. In hindsight, she missed her window, but looking forward, she may have done something to help the country towards a more fiscally responsible future.

Bingo.

If it was June or July, Michele Bachmann might’ve gotten a boost in the poll numbers.  Now that much of the polish has rubbed off her apple, Palin’s exit doesn’t really help the Minnesota congresswoman.  Rick Perry’s biggest issue isn’t Sarah Palin, but his inability to articulate why he should be president.

No, the GOP candidate getting the most out of this is Herman Cain.  He is the most traditionalist conservative candidate in the field.  He had the most to lose from a Sarah Palin presidential run.  Only time will tell if Cain can seize on his good fortune.

Meanwhile, Robert Stacy McCain would like to apologize.

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Elizabeth Warren, Explained

Posted by KingShamus on September 30, 2011

Say, did you hear former Obama Administration official Elizabeth Warren is running for the US Senate against Massachusetts moderate and pick-up truck aficionado Scott Brown? 

She seems really reasonable and smart, especially on the whole ‘citizen vs. subject’ debate we’re having in America right now. No really, check it out.

See, she’s totally cool.

I mean, what could you possibly have against good ol’ Lizzy-Dub?  She’s just pointing out your selfishness for wanting to keep some of your money out of the government’s coffers.  She’s also simply illustrating how it’s only the protection cash you pay to the cops and firefighters that keep your investments safe from the angry jealous mob.  The fact that the hypothetical marauding bands of pillagers she’s talking about would probably be aligned to Elizabeth’s Warren’s brand of left-wing politics should be ignored, naturally.  Just understand that it is Ms. Warren and her generous confiscation and spending of her tax revenue–whoops, I mean your tax dollars of course–that keeps the great unwashed moi polloi at bay.

Oh and look at how she says ‘God Bless!’ to business owners.  That took real guts on her part.  She didn’t have to utter that hackneyed Christianist phrase, but she decided to throw all those crazed bitter-clinger teabagging reich-wingers a bone. 

Truly, Elizabeth Warren is a magnanimous spirit for our otherwise benighted age.

But of course there are those spoiled dissenters out there, unfairly berating this giant intellect. 

See, now this is just the kind of cruel derision I’d expect from mean-hearted conservatives.

Just because Elizabeth Warren is a snippy overentitled hack who dresses from Jennifer Granholm’s Salvation Army donation sack doesn’t mean we should make fun of her.  Laughing at Warren’s waxy man-hands, deer-in-the-headlights gaze or her apparent distaste for buttoning her blouse is wrong.  Worst of all, how can you make fun of her ideas like this?  Lizzie can’t help it if God didn’t redistribute enough brains or reasoning into her thick skull when He made Wise Lady Warren up in Worker’s Heaven.

C’mon people.  Can’t we just give Elizabeth Warren a Senate seat for being a well-meaning big-hearted big spending liberal?  I mean, it wouldn’t be the first time we elected a wildly unattractive, shrewish, thin-skinned leftist ideologue to the world’s greatest deliberative body in the history of deliberative bodies.  What’s one more Marxoid dipshit from the depths of Harvard University’s know-it-all manufacturing plant gonna hurt?

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