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Homeboy really loves rainbows

Posted by KingShamus on July 6, 2010

No, I mean dude really really really loves rainbows.

So imagine his taint-spasming excitement over…a double rainbow

Yosemite Bear is the loud screaming orgasmer narrator here.  Let’s check out a slightly less exciting video with a slightly less excited Yosemite Bear, just for some perspective.  I need to figure out what dude is all about. Skip to around 1:07 for a glance at nature boy in action.

“Whoa…………………..”

The best part about our new best friend?  He looks exactly like you think an acid gobbling 21st century hippie named Yosemite Bear would. 

Moral of the story:  Don’t Do Drugs-EVER.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITBALLS, YA’ALL

Can you say “Double Rainbow-AUTOTUNED”?  I think you can.  I know you can.  Play that shit.

I snagged this from Ace’s Headlines sidebar thingy.

5 Responses to “Homeboy really loves rainbows”

  1. bunkerville said

    Hey, for a minute I thought he was in Bunkerville!

  2. Matt said

    Damn! The man is completely brain-fried. I think he’s react the same to a pancake.

  3. Bunni said

    That was hilarious KS. He would scare anyone out of the woods, even the bears!

  4. Wow. Imagine having lunch with this guy:

    “Whoa… whoa… DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER… with FRIES… they’re so CRISPY and DELICIOUS, whoa…”

  5. KingShamus said

    Bunkerville: Dude, he’s gone waaaaay past Bunkerville and landed on the distant shores of Bat-Shit CrazyLand.

    Matt: Another reason to not take drugs, I’d say.

    Bunni: I know I ain’t going anywhere near Cali for a while now that I know Yosemite Bear is out there.

    Karen: “What does this sandwich mean…..??????? (Gentle sobs) WHAT DOES IT MEAN?????”

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