The Five Stages of (Michelle Obama’s) Grief

Seriously, Manhattan Infidel has been on fire lately.  If you don’t know, now you know.

Check out the newly revised fives stages of grieving, Queen Michelle Antoinette style.

Denial.  “I feel fine.  Let’s go to Spain” 

Anger.  “Why me?  This isn’t fair.  How about a trip to Spain?“

Socialized medicine.  “Buying health insurance to avoid a fine is a proven way to help with the grieving process.”

Vacationing in Spain.  “During the fourth stage the individual may spend most of their time crying. It has been proven that those who fly to Spain aboard Air Force One will feel better about themselves.”

Shutting down public beaches.  “The individual comes to terms with grief and moves on, helped by security with yellow tape who keep others away.  Sometimes a person has to be alone.”

Seriously, read the whole thing.  It’s tremendous.