When Centrists Choreograph
Posted by KingShamus on December 14, 2010
Ya’all wanted to watch the No Labels crowd bust a move, right?
Ask and ye shall receive!
The song is by R&B sensation Akon. Question: How many boatloads of cash did Mike Bloomberg have to throw at Akon for him to record this epic pile of fail.
“No Labels” is now officially the anthem of losers, rubes and needle-dick political hacks.
Just a reminder, in case people were thinking this is just a prank: These folks desperately want you to take them seriously. Joe Scarborough, Mika Brrrrrzrzrzrzrzrzzzzzzinski, Bob Inglis, Charlie Crist, Mike Bloomberg and the rest of the Swaying Suckers think this douchebaggery will get people on board the No Labels Express. What’s the best way to do that? Trot out the “Clap Your Hands, Say Moderation!” kids for a closing act to your big political rally.
The mind reels.
Really now, this is ten times worse than Karl Rove’s b-boy drag act. At least Turdblossom knew he was a joke. No Labels is dead-ass serious about this shit.
Exit statement-Nurse Bloomberg’s fabulous assclownage? Confirmed, with extreme prejudice.
fleeceme said
Damn, its like a train-wreck. I told my hand not to push play, but..I…just…couldn’t…stop. That was absolutely horrible. Akon sucks anyway, but add in the horrible ensemble requisite mutli-cultural cast of neer-do-wells and a white dude who never even heard of Akon before and you have the definitive recipe for assclown surprise.
Infidel de Manahatta said
I have a label for the no label crowd: Assfucks.
Angel said
hey KS~!..what a tool!..yea yea typical lib talk..pffttt!
Conservatives on Fire said
So now that the tide is turning they want everybody to play nice. There really are no limits to stupidity.
Matt said
I’ll be posting on these douchenozzels tomorrow. This really is a blessing. It’ll give us something funny to write about for a while.
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Karen Howes said
Loserville for sure, KS. And isn’t No Labels a… label?
Kinda like “non-denominational” churches, which has become a denomination.
nooneofanyimport said
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Move over Akon, make room for Antoine cuz he’s more talented than you anyway
hide yer kids, hide yer wife . . .
innominatus said
On the bright side, I made it to :36 before I started to suffer colon spasms.
On the not-so-bright-side, my blog handle pretty translates to “no label”. I’m not sure what to do about that, but seppuku seems reasonable.
KingShamus said
Fleeceme: Akon sucks harder than a Dyson vacuum cleaner…or Dyson himself, actually.
Infidel: Hahahahaaaaaa, nailed it homie.
Angel: Bingo. They’re fucking stealth liberals.
CoF: Sore loserdom takes strange forms on the left.
Matt: Thank you very much for the linkage, sir. As always, I appreciate it.
Karen: I never thought of it that way, but you’re exactly correct.
No-1: Join me and Fleece in our new Akon Anti-Fan Club.
Inn: Nobody will hold your name against you.