Paul Ryan and Joe Biden Do The Thunderdome Two-Step Tonight
Posted by KingShamus on October 11, 2012
You know where I’ll be.
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Quick Prediction: Paul Ryan is going to do do well, but Sheriff Joe is sure to get a few cheap shots in. Upon witnessing Biden’s awesome verbal prowess, progressive blogs collectively cream their jeans at the Vice-President ‘getting tough’ on the Wisconsin congressman. The rest of the leftstream press will play up even the slightest Biden zinger as the second coming of Cannae. Watch for Chris Matthews talking about his thrilling leg-tingles again. Try not to watch Excitable Andy Sullypants get thrilling tingles south of his belt buckle.
Martha Raddatz, the Dollar Store version of Diane Sawyer, is sure to be a big help for Team Barry. I know some folks on our side want to play up the big conflict of interest, but nobody inside the liberal hive mind cares, so whatevs I guess. I’m sure the Democrats would be super-stoked if it was a Fox News dude having such a cozy relationship with the sitting President. [sarc/]
No, what I’m annoyed about is that Martha Raddatz is the best moderator the debate organizers could get. The woman is a walking Daily Kos concern-troll. Here is the stink-face she puts on whenever her dainty widdle ears pick up a political statement to the right of Noam Chomsky.
“OMFG! YOU WANT TO CUT TAXES? WHY DO YOU REICH-WINGERS LOVE KICKING BABIES?!?!?!?!?!?!!!11111111eleventy!”
This wacky broad’s entire career has been built on soft-socialist do-gooder bullshit. Every story she writes assumes that the Democrats are the saviors, while and the GOP is riddled with crypto-Nazis, knuckle-dragging Bible thumpers and pollution-loving corporate raiders. ABC News can whine all they want about her bulletproof objectivity, but everybody knows she’s a leftist. Everyone, that is, except the Republicans who didn’t object to Raddatz being the moderator for this debate.
Speaking of the debate, Manhattan Infidel has an inside scoop on Joe Biden’s intense preparations for tonight’s showdown.
In Vice President Biden’s camp, optimism reigns.
“We are going to crush Ryan” said an aide who wishes to remain anonymous.
Joe Biden is one of the intellectual lights of the Democratic Party. He’s a deep thinker and an expert in foreign policy. That’s where we are going to attack Ryan. We’ve been in intense mock debates the past few days and the Vice President is more than ready. He knows all the answers. Why I just finished asking him who the Prime Minister of Zimbabwe was. He replied, “Some guy” which, technically, is the correct answer. So you see, we are very confident. I just wish the debate was scheduled for earlier in the evening as we don’t like to keep the Vice President up past his bed time.
Read the rest. Da Infidel kills it.
See you all in the Twitterverse.