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    • At the very least, James Foley's murder at the hands of the IS calls for something more than a bloodless Obama yawnfest/press statement. 7 hours ago
    • By trying to become a state, the IS makes it easier--not harder--to annihilate them. 7 hours ago
    • "Mr President, ISIS would like to annex Kuwait" "Well, lets turn every mile of their roads into molten shards of asphalt." "I'm on it, sir." 7 hours ago
    • "Sir, the Islamic State wants to take over the Persian Gulf." "Wow. Pick 1 of their cities and flatten it." "Sir, which one?" "Surprise me." 8 hours ago
    • "Mister President, IS is launching missiles at our allies, the Kurds." "Huh. Turn every bridge they hold into a pile of rubble," "Will do." 8 hours ago
    • RT @repub9989: @KingShamus well they have the money and the equipment and i am sure insurgents in arabia so won’t be too hard 8 hours ago
    • "Sir, the Islamic State is threatening to behead another American." "I see. Drop a MOAB on their capital building." "Roger that." 8 hours ago
    • @repub9989 SA is where the oil and the holy cities are. If I was an Islamic Statist, that's where I'd be awfully tempted to go. 8 hours ago
    • If the Islamic State wants to form a state, that means they'll have to set up institutions. Which we can then incinerate. 8 hours ago
    • @AspiringThrawn said it: America has the means to deal with ISIS. What it has to muster is the will. 8 hours ago
    • When a basically stateless terrorist group tries to form a state, they give up some of their biggest advantages. We have an opportunity here 8 hours ago
    • IS wants to form a government which means they can't be rootless stateless raiders. They're going to have to settle down and stay in 1 spot. 8 hours ago
    • I said it before; I'll say it again-The Islamic State is a terrorist organization that wants to be a government. That gives us advantages. 8 hours ago
    • Now can we blow up the Islamic State? Like, all of them? 8 hours ago
    • RT @goptraci: @JonahLupton @KingShamus Can you imagine the future air rage with those things? 8 hours ago
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    • At the very least, James Foley's murder at the hands of the IS calls for something more than a bloodless Obama yawnfest/press statement. 7 hours ago
    • By trying to become a state, the IS makes it easier--not harder--to annihilate them. 7 hours ago
    • "Mr President, ISIS would like to annex Kuwait" "Well, lets turn every mile of their roads into molten shards of asphalt." "I'm on it, sir." 7 hours ago
    • "Sir, the Islamic State wants to take over the Persian Gulf." "Wow. Pick 1 of their cities and flatten it." "Sir, which one?" "Surprise me." 8 hours ago
    • "Mister President, IS is launching missiles at our allies, the Kurds." "Huh. Turn every bridge they hold into a pile of rubble," "Will do." 8 hours ago

#FutureChildrenProject–Best Political Ad…EVAH? (Part 2)

Posted by KingShamus on October 29, 2012

The ‘Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm–Barack Hussein Obama Children’s Choir’  were unavailable for this gig.

Shorter Future Children Project:  Report your Romney-supporting parents to the Ministry of Love today!

Notice the concerns the makers of this propaganda place into the mouths of children.  Endangered polar bears?  Not even Premier Obama thinks that.  Rampant strip mines dotting the American landscape?  That’s news to the miners.  Conservatives think our failing schools are good enough?  That must be why Milton Friedman was a proponent of school choice reform since the Eisenhower Administration.  Endless wars?  Here’s another ten years of Obama drone strikes, you worthless hypocritical peace-creeps.

What’s really amazing is wayback machine quality of the ad.  The Left always accuses conservatives of wanting to travel back in time, but who is actually living in the past?  The writers of the douchey bit act as if Barack Obama is still Captain Jesus-Man Lightbringer promising lower ocean levels and lower middle class tax rates.  The last four years–$5 trillion dollars of debt, sky high unemployment, economic illiteracy–never happened for these progressives.

Or maybe this ad is just meant to stir the turd.  The only people that might even sorta respond are die hard Obama fanbois and right-wingers making fun of them.  So it’s not really a campaign spot that’s meant to get people to the polls.  It’s more like the flip-side of Jon Stewart’s clap humor.

Okee-dokee.  It’s your dime, Future Children Project.  Enjoy your pointless uninspiring performance art.

I spotted this over at the terrific Coalition of The Swilling.  Thanks, Mr. Bingley.

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5 Responses to “#FutureChildrenProject–Best Political Ad…EVAH? (Part 2)”

  1. I’m still waiting for the Obama ad where the kid is counting daisies and a nuclear bomb goes off……or Romney drives by with a dog on top of his car.

  2. Brainwash them young and you can rule the future. But, the future won’t be worth having.

  3. As a mother I object to making children look as nerdy and ugly as possible. These children are cute. All children are cute. How did they manage to get them to look so weird? Lighting? Camera angle?

  4. Older son eats up these dumb North Korean style kid vids like candy on Halloween. He giggled incessantly over this one yesterday, and little brother followed suit without quite knowing why. Or then again maybe he did: “why are they singing about polar bears?!”

    cheers! one more week to go!
    Lin

  5. So how much damage did Sandy do by you?

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