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    • At the very least, James Foley's murder at the hands of the IS calls for something more than a bloodless Obama yawnfest/press statement. 1 hour ago
    • By trying to become a state, the IS makes it easier--not harder--to annihilate them. 2 hours ago
    • "Mr President, ISIS would like to annex Kuwait" "Well, lets turn every mile of their roads into molten shards of asphalt." "I'm on it, sir." 2 hours ago
    • "Sir, the Islamic State wants to take over the Persian Gulf." "Wow. Pick 1 of their cities and flatten it." "Sir, which one?" "Surprise me." 2 hours ago
    • "Mister President, IS is launching missiles at our allies, the Kurds." "Huh. Turn every bridge they hold into a pile of rubble," "Will do." 2 hours ago
    • RT @repub9989: @KingShamus well they have the money and the equipment and i am sure insurgents in arabia so won’t be too hard 2 hours ago
    • "Sir, the Islamic State is threatening to behead another American." "I see. Drop a MOAB on their capital building." "Roger that." 2 hours ago
    • @repub9989 SA is where the oil and the holy cities are. If I was an Islamic Statist, that's where I'd be awfully tempted to go. 2 hours ago
    • If the Islamic State wants to form a state, that means they'll have to set up institutions. Which we can then incinerate. 2 hours ago
    • @AspiringThrawn said it: America has the means to deal with ISIS. What it has to muster is the will. 2 hours ago
    • When a basically stateless terrorist group tries to form a state, they give up some of their biggest advantages. We have an opportunity here 2 hours ago
    • IS wants to form a government which means they can't be rootless stateless raiders. They're going to have to settle down and stay in 1 spot. 2 hours ago
    • I said it before; I'll say it again-The Islamic State is a terrorist organization that wants to be a government. That gives us advantages. 2 hours ago
    • Now can we blow up the Islamic State? Like, all of them? 2 hours ago
    • RT @goptraci: @JonahLupton @KingShamus Can you imagine the future air rage with those things? 3 hours ago
  • KingShamus Does In fact Have Teh Twitters

    • At the very least, James Foley's murder at the hands of the IS calls for something more than a bloodless Obama yawnfest/press statement. 1 hour ago
    • By trying to become a state, the IS makes it easier--not harder--to annihilate them. 2 hours ago
    • "Mr President, ISIS would like to annex Kuwait" "Well, lets turn every mile of their roads into molten shards of asphalt." "I'm on it, sir." 2 hours ago
    • "Sir, the Islamic State wants to take over the Persian Gulf." "Wow. Pick 1 of their cities and flatten it." "Sir, which one?" "Surprise me." 2 hours ago
    • "Mister President, IS is launching missiles at our allies, the Kurds." "Huh. Turn every bridge they hold into a pile of rubble," "Will do." 2 hours ago

Manhattan Infidel’s Best of 2012

Posted by KingShamus on January 2, 2013

I dunno about you, but all this political talk gets me down sometime.  2012 was sort of a bummer.  No matter what happens, the fiscal cliff deal is a trainwreck getting nuked in a supernova.

That’s why I read Manhattan Infidel.

For those of you who don’t know, Manhattan Infidel…’Mister Infidel’, if you’re nasty…has been serving up fresh helpings of politically-tinged pop culture-friendly satire on teh intertubes for almost six hundred years.  In that time, I don’t think he’s ever done a ‘best of’ post.  Since he won’t, I figured I’d do one for him.

Enjoy!

January

Stop, Drop and Roll! (What to do in the Event of a Liberal Outbreak)

Help Chaz Bono Get a Penis!

February

Muslims Outraged!

Happy Blogoversary! The Leakage Edition

March

Your Guide to the Upcoming Race War Between Blacks and White Hispanics

Lonely Men Flock to Georgetown!

April

Secret Service to Increase Whore Stipends

My Exclusive Interview with President Barack Obama’s Dog

May

More Victims of Romney’s Bullying Come Forward

An Intimate Conversation with the Polish Ambassador to the United States

June

From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: Fifty Years Later – A Look Back at the Historic Obamacare Supreme Court Decision

Manhattan Infidel’s Favorite Cherokee Recipes

July

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Break Up; Was the Tea Party Responsible?

The Obama Effect: The Director’s Cut

How to Safely Observe Obama

August

Yankees Lose; Declare War on Women

Manhattan Infidel Presents Your (Updated) Updated Kennedy Malfeasance Template™

Blogging: Pros and Cons

September

Madonna Threatens to Strip Naked if Obama Wins Reelection; Polls Surge For Romney

Ferocious Cherokee Warrior Addresses DNC

October

My First Time by Lena Dunham

Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Middle Eastern Man Arrested for Bomb Plot but We’re Still Confused as to his Motive Template™

November

America Votes for Free Stuff

Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Lindsay Lohan Malfeasance Template™

What Would Chris Christie Do for a Chance to Get a Hug From Bruce Springsteen?

December

Manhattan Infidel’s Exciting Book Deal!

Lonely Lesbian Librarian Oppressed by Patriarchy

Okay, folks there you have it.  The best of Manhattan Infidel, 2012 edition.  At least as I see things.  Feel free to differ with me in the comments.

Why not go over to his place and check out what he has going on in this brand spanking new year?

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3 Responses to “Manhattan Infidel’s Best of 2012”

  1. Yeah um. I was told there’d be naked women on this blog………………

  2. Seriously. Um. I like pictures of naked women on teh intertubes.

    But seriously thanks for the support. (With or without teh naked girls.)

  3. KingShamus said

    Infidel: I support single moms too!

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