I’m in the midst of interviewing Glenn Morton, the creator of the sinister Dr. Obamacare. I’ll be rolling out our conversation before the premier of “The Sick Cents” next Tuesday. Mr. Morton has a lot of insights and a few surprises too.
I apologize for the post making fun of Gerard Butler.
I deleted the whole thing.
Gerard Butler has a problem that I shouldn’t have made light of.
From what I’ve heard, he’s not an evil dude. He’s not any more spoiled or out of touch than anybody else in Hollyweird. It doesn’t seem like he’s an America-hater or a complete douchenozzle. But even if he was, that doesn’t excuse me cracking on him.
Hell, I liked him in “300″. I thought he did a great job as Leonidas. It wouldn’t have been a great film without his work, which means the dude is talented.
So for what it’s worth I apologize. I was wrong and I will try to do better in the future. More importantly, I hope Gerard Butler gets help and gets clean soon. He’s a gifted actor who will hopefully make more cool movies in the future.
But I’m not gonna stop making fun of Mariah Carey.
Do something about your wifey’s clothes Nick Cannon. Don’t you guys have stylists? Or mirrors in your house? C’mon, man.
Lindsay Lohan to Play Britney Spears in the Courtney Love Story
E! Entertainment Television plans to film a biopic of the Courtney Love story. While roles are still being cast it has been announced that the all-important role of Britney Spears will be played by Lindsay Lohan.
Said an executive with E!:
We are proud to have Lindsay Lohan on board for this project. I met with Lindsay personally to offer her the role. She had one question: Why were the helicopters following her around all the time. And then she offered to suck my dick for some crack before throwing up on me and passing out. Which I take it to mean she agreed to our price. Actually I think she’s just happy to be working again.
Britney Spears will also be in the biopic. However she will not play the coveted role of Britney Spears.
Hat tip to my mother, who likes kickin’ it on the nostalgia tip. Hell, everyone misses Bubba. He was good at playing the buffoon, put the ‘fun’ in back into dysfunctional government and was a spineless socialist who cared more about scoring some strange than scoring lasting political victories.
Thanks for taking me back to the carefree 90′s, Mom!
As much as The Walking Dead stunk in the first half of last season, “Walking Pains” is nothing but high-larious zombie hi-jinks. The only thing missing is Mike Seaver and his best pal Boner getting trapped in a Wal-Mart with nothing but cheap Chinese-made wiffle ball bats to fight off a seemingly endless swarm of cannibalistic undead.
“The Office” looks like it could almost work as a Chuck Lorre/CBS sit-com. In a past life, Steve Carrell was Dick Van Dyke. Or maybe Dick Van Patten. One of those two Dicks.
I found these in a Mashable post that Twitter-homie Galileo’s Bane hunted down. Thanks, mi amigo.
What college kids know and what they think they know are sadly two very different things. Not to fear, though. Cracked Magazine is on the case. Consider this edumakational.
Be sure to check out the link. There’s a lot of other great photo fun times.
Give up on that wild goose chase, silly reich-wingers.
The well-paid comedy geniuses at Hollywood have tried their damnedest to find an angle by which they can satirize the President. Boy, have they ever tried. It’s been a truly heroic effort. If our media betters can’t make a joke stick on Obama, there’s simply no hope for the rest of us.
Good Guy Greg has been bouncing around the nerdosphere for a while now. In the pic homeboy is seen smoking a joint and looking well and truly blazed. Who the guy is or where this image came from is a mystery I’m too lazy to solve, but his cheerfully baked demeanor has made him a beloved figure amongst the evangelical cannabis smoker set. Basically, he’s the anti-Scumbag Steve.
In honor of the best fake holiday that celebrates an illegal habit-forming health-endangering drug since Crystal Meth Madness Month (Spoiler Alert: That’s pretty much every month), here’s some Mary Jane inspired Good Guy Greg pics.
So it turns out that David Axelrod, Barack Obama’s campaign hatchetman, posted a tweet that many folks took as a shot at Mitt Romney. Specifically, the tweet was an oblique reference to the story of how Romney once transported his dog in a pet crate on top of his car during a family trip. No doubt it was pretty clever to for Ax to ding Romney with this embarrassing anecdote. Everybody knows that any tale Gail Collins has made a fetish out of reporting on is edgy comedic gold.
Then the right-wingers on Twitter pointed out in sarcastic detail how Barack Obama has some skeletons in his closet when it comes to man’s best friend.
Let Joe and Mika and some other hapless MSNBC stooges fill you in.
In summation, Romney treated a dog poorly once.
At least Mittens wasn’t thinking about which side dish and wine would go best with his Irish Setter spare ribs.
Not surprisingly, this kerfuffle lit up the twitterverse and the larger blogosphere. Ace had a laugh at Obama, Devourer of Dogs. Manhattan Infidel posted a great satirical interview with the clearly endangered First Pet. James Taranto threw his kibbles and bits into the fray. Frank quipped some quips about the story (sample–”Dog bites man – not news. Man bites dog – news. President bites dog – BEST NIGHT OF TWITTER EVER!!!”). Jim Treacher has been cracking on Axelrod and Co. for almost two days now, throwing in the inevitable, and inevitably hilarious, ‘Downfall’ clip to boot.
Don’t get it twisted, though. Not every conservative has been having fun at Blood-Pudding-Hound Obama’s expense. Newt Gingrich told Sean Hannity that focusing on the “Obama Eats Dog” story is ‘junk’. He would prefer the Right to focus on big ideas and big issues.
The former speaker is almost impossibly wrong. First, look at Axelrod’s twitter timeline. He deleted the tweet that started this fight, which means he knows he screwed the pooch. Homeboy wouldn’t memory-hole a tweet unless he knew it was a self-inflicted wound.
Another thing to note is that while Americans hate to hear about dogs being mistreated, eating canines is really weird to most people in the United States. Granted, there is already a liberal thumbsucker defense of Obama eating a dog in Indonesia (“IT IS THIER CULTCHERR, MAAAAAAN!!!!!!!111111111eleventy!!!1!”) but that’s only going to work for people already invested in Team Obama. The rest of the country is going to be deeply creeped out at the idea of the President scarfing down a fido-burger.
Besides all that, why does Newt–or any other conservative–think this is an either/or proposition? Why can’t the Right offer data-driven substantive criticism of President Obama’s disastrous policies while simultaneously busting on Schnauzer Skirt Steak Barry’s inherently strange biography and ideology? Thinking that the conservative movement can’t walk and mock progressives at the same time is antiquated.
It’s not 1978 anymore. There isn’t a monolithic leftist media vice-grip on mass communication. The conservative movement doesn’t have to carefully craft the picture perfect message in the hopes that a Fairness Doctrine-era news organization will deign to pick up on it.
Let the free-market thinkers think. Let the libertarian linkers link. Most importantly, let the conservative stinkers well…not stink per se…but mercilessly mock everything about Obama and the lunatic left. At a moment when our hapless President would rather talk about anything other than his pathetic failure of an administration, it would be foolish for the Right to put limits on its messaging.
Darcprynce over at the marvelous DaleyGator found this over the weekend.
A health insurance broker, Glenn Morton, has founded a super PAC called “Occupy Obamacare” and begun producing videos that using horror-movie imagery to attack the Affordable Care Act. This video features Herman Cain Struck by Lightning at Tea Party Rally.
Admit it; you’d totally see this flick.
Oh wait, that isn’t just a movie trailer. We’re living the nightmare already.
Also…all those scary threatening prank phone calls you’ve been getting?
Hey it’s movie day at BDKS. You know what that means.
The prof is fighting off a vicious hangover getting over a minor cold.
In any case, have you ever wondered what Facebook looked like back in the Dandy Dial-Up Nineties? Me neither, but check out this totally legit not fake at all documentary.
“I want to grab your ass!”
“Or your cow and camel! ;-) “
Big thanks to the great CG Hill at the terrific Dustbury. Check out the rest of his post as he takes a look at Google in the 60′s and 80′s.
Every week the Conservative Hideout, led by the tremendous Mr. Evil Matt, has a round-up of the rad posts he has found on teh intertubes. Usually he comes up with a cool theme to go along with it. Sometimes its tunes, sometimes its cars, sometimes its something else altogether.
This past week, Matt looked to his Facebook homies for inspiration.
