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The Left=Insufferable Children, Example 59,192 (Also, #IStandWithSECupp)

Posted by KingShamus on May 24, 2012

Larry Flynt reminds us why everybody loves him oh so much.

Hustler Magazine publisher Larry Flynt told The Daily Caller Wednesday that he had a right to publish a fake image of conservative commentator S.E. Cupp engaging in a sex act.

Nice.

Look, I’ve been known to post fart jokes and cleavage pics so maybe I’m not the best guy to say this, but whatever:  The American Left is populated by the intellectual equivalent of a third grade remedial Play-Doh class.

You doubt my hypothesis?  Go watch your kid play with his classmates for about twenty minutes.  Inevitably, the girls of the class will get picked on by the boys.  The thing is, the boys aren’t teasing the girls because they dislike them.  More often than not, they’re making fun of the girls because they really like them, but can’t express themselves properly.  As they get closer to their teen years, this behavior only gets worse as the confusion of puberty kicks in.

After you’re done observing your son awkwardly try to start a conversation with his middle school crush by shoving her off the swing set, examine how liberals have reacted to Michelle Malkin, Laura IngrahamSarah Palin and now SE Cupp.  It’s the same behavior, only less mature.

Conservative woman:  “I believe that gun control is wrong.”

Liberal: “YOU CAN CONTROL MY GUN ANYTIME, LADY!!!!!  AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?!?!?!”

Conservative woman:  “I am against abortion.”

Liberal:  “HAHAHA!!! YOU LOVE BABIES!!!!  WHAT DO WANNA DO MARRY A BABY?!?!?!?  BABY-LOVER!!!!!”

Conservative woman:  “I think Barack Obama is not a good president.”

Liberal”  “OMG–BOOBIES!!!!!!  BOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!! BOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIES!!!! LOLZOR!!!!!  BOOOOOOOBIES!!!!”

And you can forget all about any attempts at civility if a female right-winger has the gall to forcefully argue her political positions.

Too much sass-talk from the women-folk give liberals a wicked headache.

Why, it’s almost like leftists just can’t handle strong women expressing themselves or something.

No.  That can’t be it.  They always insist that they believe in equality.  Naturally, they show their love for the ladies by not paying them the same as men.

As for SE Cupp, getting attacked by a rolling bag of slime like Larry Flynt is horrible.  But she has one very large advantage over Larry Flynt:  She’s not Larry Flynt.

Hustler got a vicious little cheap shot in on one of their political enemies.  I hope the Hustler Photoshop super-geniuses savor their tiny pointless victory.  At least Cupp will still have a viable business model in five years.  Unlike Larry Flynt’s flailing soon-to-be-bankrupt sleaze outfit, Cupp’s talent and brains aren’t going out of style.

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Brett Kimberlin and His Threats On Robert Stacy McCain

Posted by KingShamus on May 23, 2012

How bad were the threats that Brett Kimberlin made against The Other McCain?

As McCain reported on Monday, this bad.

FROM AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Law enforcement officials have been made aware that convicted terrorist Brett Kimberlin appears to be engaged in an attempt to intimidate me into being silent about his sordid criminal history.

Appropriate precautions have been taken to ensure the safety of my family and others who might be endangered if Kimberlin resorts to violence to accomplish his malicious purposes. At the urging of concerned friends, we have vacated our former residence and I am now blogging from a secret location which Kimberlin will be unable to discover or reach. Nevertheless, we sincerely ask for intercessory prayer, that God will send angels to guard us in this grave crisis.

But oh wait, if you think that’s bad it gets much worse:

FROM AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
Convicted terrorist Brett Kimberlin on Monday continued his effort to silence those who write about his criminal past by contacting my wife’s employer, claiming that I was “harassing” him. The resulting security concern required immediate relocation if I was to be able to continue writing about the case of Kimberlin, a violent felon, perjurer and admitted tax cheat who is employed as the director of a 501(c)3 non-profit that has collected $1.8 million in contributions since 2005.

Just who is Brett Kimberlin you ask?  Watch Lee Stranahan’s informative video about everyone’s new favorite domestic terrorist.

So we’re dealing with a bad dude…a really bad dude who’s doing his damnedest to turn American politics into a 3rd world banana republic strongman’s paradise.

Here’s another peak into Brett Kimberlin’s activities.  He’s not just a murderous convicted bomber.  He’s jailhouse lawyer and a liberal activist with connections to the Goerge Soros empire.

After barely serving one third of his sentence, the terrorist Brett Kimberlin was released from prison and made a name for himself as a “progressive activist” who has enjoyed the public embrace and heavy funding from deep pocketed leftists such as George Soros, prominent Democrats such as Teresa Heinz Kerry (wife of Democratic Presidential candidate Massachusetts Senator John Kerry), and liberal celebrities such as Barbara Streisand. Again, via Breitbart:

And of course, what must the citizens of Indianapolis think about Kimberlin’s recent success, all of the money his organizations have been awarded by donors who seemingly embrace a convicted criminal who caused their community such devastation and heartache? What must DeLong’s family think? In 2007, whenTime Magazine featured Kimberlin in its “Wizard of Odd Story,” notedIndianpolis Star reporter Joe Gelarden, who closely covered all of the Kimberlin cases in great detail at the time, had something to say about the public’s embrace of Kimberlin:

Brett Kimberlin is a terrorist. While I firmly believe in the doctrine of redemption and conversion, I remember a few things about Brett that give me great pause.

First, he was convicted of perjury – in federal court – before he got out of high school. Think about that for a moment.

Second, he was not convicted of smoking a couple of joints when he was in high school. He was a major drug dealer who officials believe got into terrorism to throw officials off the trail of a murder.

Third, he planted a series of bombs in Speedway, Indiana that not only endangered a lot of lives, but, when a guy bent over to pick up a gym bag in a school parking lot – Carl DeLong just wanted to turn in the bag to the school because he thought it contained a pair of $50 sneakers – it exploded.

The blast shattered DeLong’s body and that of his lovely wife Sandra.

But hey, no big deal right?  I mean, I’m sure the Left is going to police one of their own.  That’s always what they do in these kinds of cases.  You remember all those times when scions of the liberal movement like Spencer Ackerman, Alec Baldwin, Alex Pareene and Hustler Magazine were quick to keep progressives in check when they crossed the line.

Also, you will recall how Dubya press secretary Ari Fleischer’s advice to Americans to ‘watch what they say’ was a big fucking deal for the Fierce Moral Urgency crowd.  Oh,  the progressives angrily howled at this supposedly censorious comment from the Premier Bushitler Regime.  The White House press corps was full of more breathless fin-de-Republic jibber-jabber than an Edward Gibbon fan club meeting after the Rise and Fall enthusiasts got into the open bar.

Back in the real world, here we have an actual threat to free speech. It’s not some statement deliberately read out-of-context to drum up censorship charges against a political opponent.  No, it’s a threat–as in ‘somebody is going to physically harm somebody else’ kind of threat–against a journalist.  No Washington Post, no New York Times, no MSNBC, no Current TV; nobody is covering this except the blogs, and even then its only the righty ones.

Amazing, really.

In any case, Matt over at the Conservative Hideout notes something important:

I have always subscribed to the notion that the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.  Considering Kimberlin’s past, as well as his current tendency to harass and threaten anyone that discusses his well documented past, he ought to be considered dangerous.  Is there risk in even mentioning this?  Probably, but when this happens, I always think that if we let people be silenced one by one, it’s only a matter of time before we are all silenced.  However, if we band together, not only is it much harder to force us into silence, but we stand a better chance of preventing people like Kimberlin for victimizing others. So, I’m taking my place on the line.

It’s tragic that this is the case, but it’s true.  The Left worships Obama.  As Ladd Ehlinger points out, they also hate the Right and everything about it.  Those two facts make physical/lawfare threats not just possible but, according to the progressive mind, necessary.

So what can we do?

Hitting Stacy’s tip jar wouldn’t be the worst idea.  Homeboy is probably racking up some expenses, what with the running around trying to avoid Brett Kimberlin retaliating against him and all.  Some cheddar would probably ameliorate at least a few of the problems stemming from McCain’s forced evacuation.

Among other things, Dan over at the great Conservatory suggests the #FreeStacyMcCain hashtag be used to highlight this story on Twitter.  Conservatives pretty much own Twitter at this point.  If enough of us blast this story to high heaven, even the jag-offs in the MSN will have to take note of it.

Michelle Malkin notes that Lee Stranahan has created a new special holiday in honor of the Progistani’s latest lawfare bomber.

So I’m declaring this Friday, May 25th as Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day.

Here’s what you do to take part…

  1. Research Brett Kimberlin on your own. Don’t trust secondary sources; look for the original articles published about him, too.
  2. On Friday, May 25th — write an honest, factually accurate post about what you learned and what your OPINION is. Brett may try and sue you, so be accurate, factual and separate fact from opinion.
  3. The post doesn’t have to be long — ANYTHING helps.
  4. After you post, Tweet, share, whatever — get the post out there.

Needless to say, I’ll be posting about this weasel on Friday.  Shine enough light and the roaches will flee.  Make Brett Kimberlin known beyond the shadows of the progressive underbelly and maybe we can help out our friend Robert Stacy McCain.  Let’s do this thing, ya’all.

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DeWayne Wickham: Get Back On The Democrat Plantation, Gay Republicans!

Posted by KingShamus on May 16, 2012

Hey, I don’t know if you’ve heard but President Obama has come out in favor of same-sex marriage.

The Obamatron’s announcement that he now supports gay nuptials–after he was against it which came after he was for it–has led to some strange reactions in the leftoversphere.  Most have been positively proggasmic.  But some have used the occasion to go on offense against their hated enemies.

Here’s syndicated columnist DeWayne Wickham  (D-Obama Stenographer Media), chastising the Log Cabin Republicans for attacking Obama on his newly-found support for gay marriage while not criticizing Mitt Romney for his belief in traditional marriage.

The Log Cabin Republicans are outcasts within the GOP. The marital equality they seek is opposed by Romney and many of the right-wingers whose votes he hopes will help him defeat Obama in November.

The Republican homosexual group seems bent on subjecting its members to an unyielding brand of political flagellation.

It is apparently willing to pay any price, bear any burden and endure any insult to maintain a toehold in the GOP ranks — a political obsession that is as oxymoronic as a black joining the Ku Klux Klan, or a Jew becoming a follower of Hamas.

Of course, he’s correct.

I’m sure you remember the Republican Party’s long sordid history of firebombing Greenwich Village cosmetology schools and orchestrating drive-by shootings at San Francisco antique stores.

Worse than the dickbag moral equivalency ploy is the Wickham’s narrow-mindedness when it comes to gay and lesbian voters.  It simply doesn’t occur to him that a homosexual person could possibly be a Republican too.  Ergo, these freaky-deaky pink elephant GOPers should go back to being good dutiful soldiers for the Democrat Party rather than sucking up to the hate-fueled Republicans.

Let’s flip the script for a second:  Suppose there was a large chunk of union-member Democrats who really hated Cap-n-Trade.  They agreed with almost everything else on the DonkeyPuncher agenda–ObamaCare, tax hikes, the role of government in citizens’ lives–but they really disliked a government-mandated carbon credit trading system.  According to Wickham’s logic, those anti-C&T union guys should stop being Democrats and join the Republican Party.  After all, they aren’t marching lockstep with the Democrat Party on Cap-n-Trade, so union people must be barking up the wrong political tree.

Seen this way, Wickham’s premise starts to look like chicken-fried nonsense wrapped in a flaky breaded crust of illogic and glazed with a zesty bullshit marinade.

Back in the real world, gay and lesbians make political decisions the same way everybody else does.  They base their partisan affiliation on feelings, ideologies, gut instincts and what they generally want out of the government.  There are still a few pro-life Democrats, even though the Dems are overwhelmingly pro-abortion.  Ron Paul and many of his supporters are Republicans who are against the large well-funded US military most GOPers have embraced.  In both cases, the reason why these people remain in their respective parties has nothing to do with some sort of  sycophantic apple-polisher’s desire to be liked that Wickham ascribes to the Log Cabin Republicans.  Instead, pro-life Democrats and pro-military cuts Paulians have all made calculations based on their political priorities.  Why Wickham thinks gays and lesbians are incapable of making the sorts of sophisticated voting decisions that everyone else does is a mystery.

I mean, is it so wacky to think there are gays and lesbians who support smaller government, tax cuts and strong national defense?

Is it all that odd that those same homosexuals wouldn’t make gay marriage the make-or-break issue that keeps them in the Republican Party?

It’s only strange if you’re DeWayne Wickham.

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When is 8% Unemployment Not Really 8% Unemployment?

Posted by KingShamus on May 14, 2012

When it’s more like 11%.

LD Jackson has the explanation.

I am a firm believer that numbers can be manipulated to say whatever you want them to say. That may not be so popular with people wanting to make this President look good, but it’s the plain and simple fact. Obama wants us to believe the economy is better, but the numbers really do tell a different story.

If the percentage of adult Americans in the labor force — that being the total number of people who are employed or looking for work — were the same as it was during the end of the Bush administration, the April jobless rate would be at 11.1 percent.

That’s 3 percentage points higher than the 8.1 percent reported by the Bureau of Labor Statistics this month.

The agency’s official monthly unemployment number is calculated by dividing the number of unemployed into the number of working-age Americans who either have a job or are looking for one.

However, a statistic known as the “labor force participation rate” is key. That’s the percentage of the adult population that is employed or looking for work — in other words, the labor force. The lower the number, the worse the employment situation.

And it’s a figure that’s been trending steadily downward over the past decade. The lower number reflects a startling reality — a smaller share of the working-age population is looking for work.

See, that’s the thing. The real unemployment rate should be higher than 8.1%, mainly because so many people are simply dropping out of the official workforce. They have been looking for work for so long, they have finally given up and stopped looking. They may be working for cash, much to the chagrin of the IRS, or they may not be working at all.

Read the rest as LD drills down on the stats.

By the way:  Eleven percent unemployment–ELEVEN PERCENT?  WHAT THE FUCK, BARRY?–is a number Barack Obama never wants you to even sorta know about.

But yeah, the President of the United States of America is hunky-goddamn-dory because he’s for gay marriage now. 

That solves everything.

Or nothing.

One of those two options.  I always get them confused.

In the wake of Obambi’s big announcement that he had shifted back to his 1996 position on same-sex nuptials, Mitt Romney probably has to come out strongly against gay marriage.  It’s the smart electoral move.  It also gives Romney some more of that crucial differentiation shit that campaign consultants talk so highly of.

At the same time, Obama wants to turn this election into a culture war because he thinks it’s the only way to turn out his base.  No, not black people.  Obamster just wants them to be his unthinking lockstep foot-soldiers.  No Obama’s real locus of support are rich gay campaign donors

Romney and conservatives (alas, I dunno if I repeat myself) have to resist the temptation to hit Obama directly on the issue of gay marriage.  It’s gonna be hard for some to hold their fire here.  But the right-wingers have to discipline themselves and keep focus.  The crappy economy is the big issue.

Cultural issues are the icing on the cake. They’re the deal-sealers.  “Wait, Obama skull-fucks job creators on a daily basis, doesn’t have a plan to deal with insane entitlement spending AND he’s down with infanticide?  Okay, I’ll vote for Mitt.”

It’s that simple.  We could see Obama lose in a 40 state shellacking.  But that’s only if we keep our heads together.  Unfortunately, that’s not always so simple for the Republican Party.

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Yes, We Do Need To See Obama’s Transcripts

Posted by KingShamus on May 12, 2012

And a whole lot of other paperwork too, even though Doug Mataconis insists that we don’t.

My response to this question is another question, why do we need to see the transcripts? Of what possible relevance are the grades that Barack Obama got at Occidental, Columbia, or Harvard Law School to judging his time in office and whether he deserves to be re-elected? What would it reveal about his Presidency that we don’t know? To ask the same question about Romney, what possible relevance to evaluating whether he’d be a good President his grades at Brigham Young University and Harvard (where Romney simultaneously obtained a J.D. and an M.B.A.) could possibly be. It’s been 37 years since Mitt Romney finished his college education, and 20 years since Obama finished his, as James Joyner asked back in 2008, isn’t there a statute of limitations on the use of college achievements as evidence of achievement? If there’s not, there should be.

To be fair, Mataconis stipulates that Obama’s college transcripts might have been more revelatory back in 2008 than they would be today. Good point and its one I’ll concede.  Obama’s record as President is plenty damaging all on it’s own.  How he did in Western Civ I is not as important as his current position on entitlement reform.

However, here’s a question:  Do businesses and organizations use college transcripts as a way of judging prospective hires?  Do companies demand college records as part of the application process?  Are college transcripts used as a way of comparing and contrasting several candidates who are going for the same job?

Let me get this straight:  Getting the assistant regional manager position at Staples means showing college scrips, but scoring the US President gig doesn’t require any presentation of higher education records.

Okay.

Makes perfect sense.

Especially in modern America, where getting college credit isn’t necessary for hardly any jobs.

But Mataconis isn’t done.

…the demands for transcripts is often linked to the equally erroneous belief that he wasn’t properly vetted in 2008. As I noted earlier this month, that’s a ridiculous idea:

Barack Obama has been President of the United States for nearly four years now, and he’s been on the national scene as either a candidate for President or as President since 2007. The idea that we have no idea who the man is, or that he hasn’t been “vetted” is simply an absurd fantasy that partisans are using in what looks for all the world like a desperate effort to find something, anything that they can use against him in the upcoming election.

Yes, because the press didn’t have to be dragged kicking and screaming to report that Obama ate dogs.

Mataconis seems to be arguing that conservatives should focus on ‘important’ issues rather than on demanding the media do a better job vetting the President.  Now that’s a noble sentiment.  But why did the Right have such a good time hammering the Exotic Food Connoisseur In Chief about chowing down on Fido-burgers?  It wasn’t simply to playfully zing Barack Obama for a few days.  There was a political motivation in answering back as well.

In 1983, Romney took his family on vacation and, faced with a packed station wagon, put his Irish setter Seamus in a travel kennel strapped to the roof of the car. Romney constructed a special windshield in an effort to make the dog more comfortable, but Seamus ended up relieving himself on the roof, which reportedly caused much consternation among the Romney boys. Ever since the story got out — it was reported by the Boston Globe in 2007, during Romney’s first run for president — Romney opponents have used it in semiserious and sometimes fully serious ways to portray him as insensitive.

In late January, for example, top Obama campaign aide David Axelrod sent out a tweet that included a photo of Obama with his Portuguese water dog Bo in the back seat of the presidential limousine. “How loving owners transport their dogs,” Axelrod wrote.

It wasn’t a random comment. “They’re obsessed with the dog thing,” liberal journalist Chris Hayes said on his MSNBC program Sunday morning, referring to the Obama campaign. “And the reason is that, I have heard, in focus groups, the dog story totally tanks Mitt Romney’s approval rating.”

Under Mataconis’ rubric, Team Barry is engaging in yucky politics when bringing up Mitt’s supposedly poor treatment of his dog.

When this or any other charge of allegedly dirty pool is brought up against the Obama campaign, Axelrod and Co. inevitably answers with a hearty “So what?”  A fair fight is the other guys problem.  That means they really don’t give a shit what Doug Mataconis or anybody else  thinks should be discussed.  When they brought up the Seamus story, it was because they knew it damaged Mitt Romney’s chances of beating Barack Obama in November.

Mataconis thinks that elections are about winning arguments.  They’re not.  They’re ultimately about winning votes.  Which is what Obama was trying to do by beating Romney over the head with the Seamus story.  But when the Right engages the issue to turn it back against Obama–again, in the hopes that their preferred candidate would get more votes than his opponents–guys like Mataconis wring their hands over distractions.

Worse than that, Mataconis doesn’t see the larger issue, which is the utter stinking corruption of the mainstream media.  Think about the most recent example.  Barack Obama stops fighting his feelings and embraces gay marriage. Naturally this causes everyone in the media to simultaneously proggasm over the President’s new-found enlightenment.  The next day, the Washington Post runs a story about a school age Mitt Romney possibly bullying a classmate who may or may not have been gay.

Forget that Robert Stacy McCain has spotted the flaws, baseless insinuations,White House/media coordination and outright lies in the WaPo story.  The fact is the Washington Post blatantly tag-teamed with Camp Obambi to damage Mitt Romney on a political issue.  Not MSNBC, the Daily Kos or The Nation.   Instead, it was the completely nonpartisan, totally unbiased, nope-no-sir-no-dog-in-this-fight Washington Post that was Obama’s press enabler here.

Whether it’s the MSM making Barack Obama’s college years terra non grata or coordinating an attack on the Republican nominee for president, the result is the same.  The American media is a major component of the President’s re-election campaign.  They are actively participating in the fight to marginalize St. Barry’s opponent.

Mataconis wants us to ignore all that.  He’d have the Republicans and conservatives fighting by the Marquess of Queensbury rules while the Democrats and the MSM bring a shotgun into the ring.  That’s the smart move here.

Because Obama’s college transcripts are not ‘relevant’.

They’re only irrelevant if you don’t want to see how badly the media is gaming the system.

Ultimately, getting the President’s college transcripts is not really about vetting the President.  It’s part of vetting the mainstream media.  The MSM, which hates anything to the right of Noam Chomsky and desperately wants Obama to win in November.

The President needs to be investigated.   But the left-wing press corps and the Gulfstream Jacobins in the entertainment industry need to be vetted as well.  After all, they’re playing for the same team.  Only a person who has deliberately blinded himself to reality would fail to see why the goverment-media complex needs to get taken down.

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Special Preview Footage Of President Obama on the Jimmy Fallon Show

Posted by KingShamus on April 24, 2012

Okay, call it  a dramatic pre-enactment.

Playing the part of Barack Obama in this romantic comedy is Charlize Theron, which makes sense since both of them are adorable dimbulbs who like to play dress-up.

Playing the part of Jimmy Fallon is Dane Cook , which makes sense since both of them never met a comedy bit they can’t beat to death in five seconds.

So yeah, the President of The United States of America is going to make a campaign stop random off-the-cuff appearance on Jimmy Fallon’s late-night comedy show.

Lanford Beard of Entertainment Weekly wonders if Ted Nugent’s run-in with the Secret Service will come up in conversation.

Here’s a mystery more worthy of Sherlock Lanny’s talents:  When did Jimmy Fallon and the rest of the hip edgy comedians in American media decide it was bad form to crack on sitting US presidents?  Besides a brief period from about September 11th, 2001 to right around January 2002, the most reliable way of getting hipster street cred in the 10 years was to make fun of George W. Bush.

Funny how busting on the commander-in-chief is no longer the way to be one of the cool kids in big media.  In fact, the fastest way to get drummed out of the MSM’s clubhouse is to criticize their BFF.  Even if the person doing the criticizing is a member in good standing with the progressive movement.

Now Jimmy Fallon has debased himself to jock-sniff on his political man-crush.  Amazing, when you think about it.  Only in modern Hollywood does a guy become cooler when he speaks ass-kissing lies to power.

John Nolte’s right.  Political satire is dead.  Our comedians are not just the court jesters.  They are the Special Forces contingent of the palace guard.

Hope you enjoy being Obama’s old tube sock, Jimmy.

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Security Getting A Little Too Friendly With Bar Refaeli

Posted by KingShamus on April 18, 2012

Because a 26 year old Israeli supermodel is an obvious security threat.

She is currently enjoying a trip overseas which has included a visit to London.  But things have gone a little awry for jetsetter Bar Refaeli, who claims she was violated by a security officer at an airport.

The Israel supermodel tweeted about the ordeal to her fans, explaining that a female officer went a little too far with a routine patdown.

…’I got a security “patdown” by a woman at the airport that made me feel very uncomfortable and left no doubt about her sexual preferences,’ she wrote on the social networking site.

The article is sorta coy about what airport this occured in–I’m assuming it’s Heathrow or some other airport in Britain–so I dunno if we can file this under ‘Tales Of The Overzealous TSA”.

For purely diagnostic purposes, I’ll post a pic of Ms. Refaeli just to help us understand how this travesty of justice happened.

Yeah, this is a very mysterious case.

Perhaps further research is necessary.

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Maureen Dowd Might Want To Make Babies With Jon Stewart And Stephen Colbert…

Posted by KingShamus on April 13, 2012

…but nobody watches their stupid pointless shows.

Thursday night, “The Daily Show,” that high-larious satire program hosted by Jon – New Murrow — Stewart, captured 1.827 million viewers.

His pal Stephen Colbert managed to wrangle 1.371 million viewers.

That means that these two shows, which the media assure us are populist phenomenons, garnered a total of 3.198 million people … or somewhere around .092% of the American population.

On the other hand, “Swamp People” humiliated them both (combined!), with a total viewership of nearly 5 million.

Read the rest, as John Nolte basically demolishes the Cult of The Fake-But-Real Comedy Central News Hour.

The funny thing about living in the Left’s media universe is that even conservatives can buy into the hype; in this case, specifically, me.

It’s amazing, really.  I think of myself as relatively keyed-in to the huge progressive influence on the media.  I get how the people who the run the news and entertainment industries (yes, I repeat myself) are pretty much all doctrinaire liberals.

Yet even with that built-in understanding, I still sorta take the media at their word.  ”Oh yeah, Stephen Colbert is a cultural icon.”  ”Yes of course The Daily Show is a massive hit.”

Why do I think that?  Because CNN’s producers keep telling me how the brilliant satire of The Colbert Report effortlessly skewers Fox News.  Because the New York Times just can’t stop huffing Jon Stewart’s sweet Obama-shilling dong.  Because everybody with an MSM megaphone repeats the con-job over and over again.

Meanwhile, if  ”The Daily Show” is a crucial voice within the cultural zeitgeist with a million pairs of eyeballs watching it, what does that make the five million viewers strong “Swamp People”?  A back-asswards curiosity for anyone locked into the left-wing thought bubble, naturally.

Because the people who run Hollywood and the mainstream news outlets are leftist ideologues, they desperately want consumers to think that progressive programming–and thus progressive political views–are popular and normal.  That means constantly pumping up shows that bolster left wing politics, even when the programs are niche products found on niche networks with limited viewerships. This is what turns “The Colbert Report”, a tiresome one joke sketch for college-age water-bong enthusiasts, into the voice of a generation.

The thing is that it’s a scam.  Better still, even goofballs like me can see the game they’re running.  The folks at home are starting to get wise to the bullshit.

But it’s not all bad news for the progressive movement.  It’s not like leftist think tanks are all just a bunch of well-funded astro-turf operations.  Oh, wait…

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Since I Don’t Really Have A Headline For My Post On John Derbyshire…

Posted by KingShamus on April 10, 2012

…I’ll just kinda get right into it.

His TakiMag piece, where he details the advice he has given his children about how to deal with black people, is pretty much indefensible.  While some of it is backed up by research, which you could argue with on an intellectual level, much of the rest of the post feels like it was based around personal anecdotes and vague urban legend type stuff.  If Derbyshire has had bad experiences with black people–which seems possible from the stuff in the article–that could explain some of the article’s overall tone of defensive angst.  However, the fact that he possibly extrapolated some negative memories and turned them into a column about all the ways a person should interact with Americans of African descent is a bridge too far.

I mean, come the fuck on homeboy.  What am I supposed to do with this?

(10g) Before voting for a black politician, scrutinize his/her character much more carefully than you would a white.

This is racism, pure and simple.  He’s advocating the use of one set of criteria for one group of people and another set of standards for another.  If that’s not racism, what the hell is it?

When confronted with anything…good, bad, whatever…it helps to call things what they actually are, not what we wish they were or what they could be if we squint our eyes, do an interpretive dance and put it through an ideological slap-chop session to make it palatable.

So the Derb is a bigot.

He’s also a massive doucherocket sandwich.

By the way–None of these things are illegal.

The various bishops and cardinals who run the Church of Holy Political Correctness wish that being a racist was against the law.  They’re diligently working on legal penalties on meanie-head speech and poopie-face actions.  But we live in a country that still has a reasonably sturdy First Amendment.

That means that Derbyshire is perfectly free to think the things he thinks and write the things he writes.

It also means that National Review honcho Rich Lowry is free to shit-can Derbyshire at NR.

But did Rich Lowry do anyone any favors here?  Chris Wysocki doesn’t think so.

John Derbyshire is out at National Review, but Bill Maher and Chris Rock are still on TV?

I guess conservatives have better consciences. Or more likely they still respond to shame. Pity that liberals embrace neither.

Over the weekend National Review fired columnist John Derbyshire. Derb wrote what some folks consider to be a racist screed and published it in Taki’s Magazine.

In a more enlightened age Voltaire said, “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”

Rich Lowry is no Voltaire. He’s no Bill Buckley either. He kicked John Derbyshire to the curb without so much as a fare-thee-well.

Meanwhile Bill Maher, who says absolutely vile things about conservative women pretty much every week, remains a headliner at HBO. It’s not sexism to call Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann despicable names, after all they deserve it, because they oppose abortion.

Wysocki is right to be frustrated at the double-standard here.  Liberals constantly fudge their Huggies about conservative ‘hate speech’, yet somehow never get around to policing their side’s vicious rhetoric.  Meanwhile, the Right has to carefully tip-toe around the dainty standards the progressives have set up for conservative expression.  At the same time, traditionalists also get to watch liberals constantly break their own civility by-laws and receive no punishment for their transgressions.

Make no mistake about it: Lowry has bought himself or his magazine no reprieve from the Left’s hunger for censorship.  Firing Derbyshire won’t get National Review any strange new respect.  They’ll just move on to the next target.

Here’s how you know the progressive movement simply can’t handle ideas that go beyond their narrow worldview:  Has anybody in the liberal smart-o-sphere actually taken the time to debunk the research in Derb’s article?  If it’s so obviously wrong, why not shoot it down?  Don’t just sit there and stamp your feet and have a temper-tantrum over the post, intellectually engage the data and disprove it.

Of course that won’t happen.

That’d be too much like doing work.

It’s easier to just incoherently holler at the bad noises coming from the ugly mean-spirited reich-wing nutbar man.

Every so often, a leftist jag-off will talk about the need for an open honest discussion about race in America.  Liberals can bloviate for an eternity over the absolute necessity for Americans to wring their hands about our troubles with ethnicity.  After hearing this, many folks will naively and stupidly take the Left seriously and start talking about the subject.  Then, when they blunder  in and get a little too honest about their feelings and attitudes, libs will inevitably scream ‘raaaaacism!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!1!!1eleventy!!!!!” when confronted with honesty.

Its such a dicknosed bait-and-switch move.  It’s not meant to foster dialogue.  It’s just meant to get Left’s political enemies to shut the fuck up.

So yes, let us condemn John Derbyshire.  He’s a racist.  He’s a bigot.  He wrote something I–and a lot of other folks on the Left and Right–disagree with.

But at least Derbyshire can take solace in the fact that he was truthful about his feelings on race.

That’s something very few people on either the liberal or conservative side can say.

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George Zimmerman–Civil Rights Activist?

Posted by KingShamus on April 3, 2012

Too good to check?  Be my guest.

In a letter to Turner Clayton of the NAACP, an anonymous Zimmerman family member lays out a very interesting wrinkle in this unfolding saga.  There is a lot to chew on, so forgive the edits. 

Oh, but wait…there’s more.

Read the whole thing.

If this is true–and that is a mighty big if after all the nonsense that has transpired in the reporting of this incident–than it puts a pretty massive dent in the media-created notion that George Zimmerman is a militant racist looking to kill black people.

But hey, why let anything that might defuse the tense situation come to light?  The MSM needs a nice hot race war to goose their sagging ratings.  The President needs black folk enraged if he has any shot at getting re-elected.  D-list celebrity some-time film director and full-time New York Knick cheerleader Spike Lee needs black/white alienation to get people to pay attention to him again.  It’s a win-win for everybody…except for all the innocent people who would inevitably become victims of such a catastrophe.

If you want to be completely fair, this letter by itself doesn’t prove anything…except that following the lamestream media’s narrative on this story is pretty much the textbook definition of insanity.

Its time for cooler heads to start prevailing here.  It won’t be Obama or Al Sharpton or Louis Farrakhan or anybody in the press of course.  They’re too invested in the politics of division.

 But the rest of us have to get smart. 

Just because our press and our leaders are collosal steaming piles of fail doesn’t mean we have to be as well.

UPDATE:  Okay, I looked at the Sanford town meeting minutes for January 9th, 2011 (not the 8th) and I didn’t see any mention of a demonstration or Sherman Ware.

Sherman Ware was in an altercation with a Sanford Police Department Lieutenant’s son.  Other than that, I’m not seeing much.

I’ll keep you posted if I hear or see anything else.

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Just Deserts Watch–Soledad O’Brien’s Ratings Crater (Now With Super-Dooper Edited Headline!)

Posted by KingShamus on March 28, 2012

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer lefty-pimp.

Executives at CNN must be in shock at the catastrophic implosion of their morning lineup, as Starting Point With Soledad O’Brien (7-9 a.m. weekdays) recorded the cable network’s lowest ratings for that time slot in more than a decade. Fewer than 100,000 adults 25-54 tuned in to O’Brien’s program on an average day, according to the latest quarterly Nielsen numbers.

Since you probably don’t recall Ms. O’Brien’s claim to fame–and since it’s clear you don’t watch her crappy left-wing political blog disguised as a cable TV news show–here’s a brief refresher.

The hilarity of this clip is an all you can eat buffet of fail:  Soledad getting the Wikepedia definition of critical race theory pumped into her earpiece by her flunkie producer, f-list actor Jay Thomas accusing Joel ‘Ummm, My Wife Is Black’ Pollak of racism, Soledad’s sneering through her ball-numbing stupidity.

The best part is how O’Brien defiantly refuses to get the joke.  She insists that Pollak is trying to make a grand statement about the nature of Barack Obama as a callow youth.  The clip of Obama palling around with deranged racialist Derrick Bell merely confirms what most conservatives already knew about the future leader of the free world.

Instead, Soledad O’Brien keeps taking the bait.  In the process, she proves Joel Pollak’s larger point (and the late Andrew Breitbart’s too).  It’s not really the President that needs to be vetted.  It’s the liberal mainstream media that sorely requires a head to toe examination.

Did O’Brien’s run-in with Joel Pollak have something to do with her slide into obscurity?  Maybe.  It sure as shit didn’t help.

Don’t cry for Soledad, though.

Al Gore can always use a replacement anchor for when Keith Olbermann throws another temper tantrum at Current TV.

UPDATE:  Linked at AceOfSpadesHQ.  Muchas gracias, Morons!

Thanks to RDBrewer, who you should follow on Twitter right now.

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The Barack Obama/Jon Stewart One-Sided Bromance

Posted by KingShamus on February 23, 2012

Skip to about 6:00 to see Daily Show Stewie figure out that, darn it, Barry just isn’t that into him.

[Emo/]

But forget Stewart’s kvetching for a tick.

One wonders what the hell the audience is laughing at here. What’s really funny about this bit? “Haha, the President finds us tedious and stupid! What a knee-slapper!”

Its impossible to know for certain, but David Letterman’s audience isn’t likely to be overly conservative. Over the last decade or so, Letterman has tried his damnedest to alienate anyone to the right of Nancy Pelosi. At this point, the folks who make up the crowd at a Letterman Show taping are either apolitical low-information independents or pro-clap humor leftists who couldn’t get seats to The Colbert Report. The people yukking it up at Stewart’s gags are by and large Obama supporters. Do they hate themselves?

Beyond the audience’s self-loathing, Jon Stewart doesn’t come off all that well either. Homeboy might’ve been a comedian back in the day, but his nebbish self-deprecation act is pretty much completely played out. Its one thing to work the ‘I-hate-myself’ bits when you’re a struggling comic doing the warm-up gig at a dive club in Duluth. When you’re a prominent well-paid member of the Viacom Corporation, it’s hard to keep selling the same jokes you’ve been using since the Clinton Administration.

Speaking of jokes, besides a few throwaway lines here and there, where was Stewart’s mad comedy skillz? Jonnie’s adoring fans at MSNBC and the New York Times insist that he’s a comic genius. Yet here is Stewart riffing on the some of the most clichéd material imaginable. Unless you think ‘Say, ever notice how Jewish people aren’t known for their athletic prowess’ jokes are cutting edge. It’s amazing how much sharper Stewart is when he’s got his raft of Daily Show writers and editors setting him up. Without that crutch, Stewart is little more than a hammy Borscht Belt throwback.

The wounded puppy dog undertone in Stewart’s joke is fairly pathetic too. It has the stench of a man who realizes that his political idol views him as little more than a means to an end. Stewart probably didn’t think the Age of Obama wasn’t gonna end up this way. After 2008 everybody was supposed to head on out to the dance floor and get with the socialist slide, with Stewart as the line-dance leader. The only issue left to debate was just how fast America was going to hurdle towards the warm bosom of the nanny-state.

Instead the Tea Party sprang up and shit the punchbowl with all their buzzkill talk about entitlement reform, stopping runaway spending and embracing the Tenth Amendment. Then the 2010 midterms rolled around and the reich-wing raaaaacist GOPers went and ruined what was supposed to be Stewart’s Democrat-saving rally by actually winning the House. Now its 2012 and Stewart’s BFF isn’t exactly cruising to a 45 state landslide.

Worse, Jon Stewart has been reduced to being just another grunt in the President’s palace guard. That’s not awesome. Who the hell wants to be the ideological equivalent of an end-table in the Barack Enablers Club?  Seems like Stewart is starting to realize just who is the very junior partner in his relationship with President Obama.

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Hot Air Debate? I Vote Aye!

Posted by KingShamus on January 24, 2012

Did anybody watch last night’s GOP presidential candidate debate on NBC? Apparently, 7.5 million people sat through it. One wonders how many people managed to keep their eyes open past the first hour.

To be fair, I was catching up on the zany antics of everyone’s favorite misanthrope doctor on “House” (Spoiler Alert: Crotchety title character says rude things to people) so I missed the first hour of the debate. Once I got around to Brian Williams & Co.’s turgid after-school detention session cleverly masquerading itself as a debate, within a minute it was clear something was up. Turns out that NBC made applause verboten within the auditorium. What should’ve been ‘Newt v. Mitt-Thunderdome’ morphed into a Lunesta-enhanced quaalude-soaked Ambien-fortified paint-drying observation session. With socialists as the hosts. By the time Mitt or Newt or Santorum or whoever started talking about self-deportation–I was starting to get drowsy, so the memory is hazy–I was wishing I could self-deport myself to a time when I didn’t know NBC was holding their shitty debate.

I saw no questions about Solyndra, Fast-n-Furious or the looming collapse of the Eurozone. So of course the candidates had to answer a question about Terri Schiavo. Apparently America has so few pressing problems that we have to go back seven years to find trouble.

Naturally, I did a fair amount of pissing and moaning about this on Twitter. Because whining about stuff always helps, right? Leave it up to the professionals at Hot Air to actually try to do something about it.

Last night, my friend Peter Ingemi expressed his dissatisfaction with the NBC debate — and the presidential debates in general — by proposing that Hot Air run a Republican primary debate, moderated by yours truly. Peter says he’s “dead serious” about this:

Just watched yet another GOP debate and was totally unamazed by the lack of questions on fast and furious and BS questions such as: “Why did the Bush Tax Cuts fail?”. I think political types are sick of questions from people who want the GOP to fail.
I have a solution:
I suggest Hotair send an invitation to each candidate for a 2 hour debate moderated by Ed Morrissey.

This got quite a response on Twitter last night and this morning. It even has its own hashtag, #hotairdebate, and it’s been endorsed by the Boss Emeritus, Senate primary candidate Jamie Radtke, and a number of bloggers. It even got an Instapundit endorsement, who said the proposal “sounds like a winner.”

Sounds like a winner to me too.

For those of you who have teh Twitterz, I say we all tweet Mitt, Newt, Santorum and Paul’s Twitter accounts asking them–politely–if they could take part in a Hot Air debate. Hashtag the message with #hotairdebate. Lather, rinse, repeat for a good long while until somebody responds.

If they say yes, fine. If they say no, ask for an explanation. I mean, why would the GOP nominees allow themselves to be hammered by the raft of CNN/ABC/CBS/NBC lefty hack reporters, yet not take part in a debate at Hot Air?

Every single one of these candidates professes his fidelity to American conservatism. They seek the nomination of a party that advertises itself as a right-leaning caucus. All four of these men should jump at the chance to defend their records, define their ideas and make the case for their campaigns in front of a Hot Air audience.

Conservatives are rightfully annoyed by the debates.  They’ve been run by liberals and for liberals.  A Hot Air debate would do much to rectify the MSM bias in this primary season.

UPDATE:  Dan Collins over at the great Conservatory links!  Big ups, homie.  Thanks.

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Portlandia-Is This Something?

Posted by KingShamus on January 18, 2012

I don’t get IFC channel, but because I read Sitting On The Edge of The Sandbox, Biting My Tongue and her great blog I don’t have to.

She’s a fan of “Portlandia”, a show on IFC.  Check out her take.

The real white people are not in New Hampshire, and certainly not in Iowa or South Carolina. The real white people are in the Pacific North-West, and they are California transplants.

We started watching Portlandia on a Big Hollywood tip, and I can’t believe nobody told us about it last year. Like Stuff White People Like, a blog I proudly feature on my blogroll under humor, Portlandia ridicules mores and tastes of white upper middle class liberals.

…Liberals making fun of themselves, quite maliciously so at times, is nothing new. What’s surprising is that self-mockery is coming from Carrie Brownstein of a super-earnest grrrl band Sleater-Kinny and Fred Armisen who sabotages Obama skits on SNL. I suspect Brownstein and Armisen feel liberated to be funny on Portlandia only when they are performing for an elite audience of like-minded white liberals.

Read the rest.

All I know is that this is the funniest Fred Armisen has ever been in his entire half-assed comedy career.

Watch him in this Saturday Night Live opening skit.  Get your pillow and blankie for when you doze off 25 seconds in.

Granted, the writers gave Armisen a whole 2.3 jokes to fill a three minute bit.  It’s hard to be funny there isn’t anything remotely resembling humor anywhere in the material.  That doesn’t excuse Fragile Fred for his ponderous performance.  Armisen doesn’t deliver a punchline so much as wrestle it to the ground, tear it open, light it on fire, stuff it into your mailbox, then look at you with pleading eyes desperately craving your approval.   

One gets the sense that Armisen–and SNL in general–can’t really go after Obama all that hard.  They don’t want to hammer the President because he’s their guy.  SNL, along with the rest of the court jester/palace guard media, will not humiliate the politician that most reflects their values.  So they pull their punches at every opportunity, which not only makes them kool-aid drinkers but incredibly boring as well.

But the shackles come off when slightly famous liberals can make fun of average everyday liberals on a cable TV show.  Oh well.  We’ll call that progress. 

Funny, timely and just a little self-deprecating to boot.  Wow.  It’s amazing what one can do when you’re not shooting jokes in the balls so they don’t hurt your side of the political spectrum.

What’s really cool is how “Portlandia” is pretty much the proggy version of Larry The Cable Guy.  I know liberals–especially bitter old hacks like David Cross– hate Larry The Cable Guy.   What the lefties can’t get is that Larry isn’t glorifying the hillbilly peckerwood lifestyle, he’s satirizing it.  His material pokes fun at the silliness of the South.  He’s a conservative Southerner laughing with–and at–other Southerners.

It’s easier to take jokes from your own people, rather than take them from an outsider.  Irishmen can call their fellow Emerald Islanders drunk bog-trotting micks and it’s all good.  If Germans were actually capable of generating humor, they’d start by calling themselves humorless krauts and then they’d politely giggle about it under their breath. 

Same thing with Southerners.  They know Cable Guy is having a laugh at their expense.  But they can take it from him because a) he’s one of theirs and b) they know Larry’s bits are based in the reality of Southern life.

“Portlandia” is the comforting laugh that lefties can have on themselves.  Conveniently, it’s also the laugh conservatives can have on liberalism too.  That’s always nice.

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Hollywood’s “Obama Kills Osama” Propoganda Flick Exposed

Posted by KingShamus on August 20, 2011

I haven’t been on this story quite as much as I’d like to, so let’s let John Nolte fill in some details.

The Hill:A Republican lawmaker from Kansas wants to prevent the administration from helping Sony make a move [sic] about the killing of Osama bin Laden.

The Stop Subsidizing Hollywood Act introduced by Rep. Lynn Jenkins (R-Kan.) would stop the Obama administration from spending taxpayer money to share information about the killing of bin Laden with Sony Pictures, which is looking to release a film about that event in October 2012.

Let me get this straight.  The director and screenwriter for this feature-length campaign ad, Kathryn Bigelow and Mark Boal, have been granted access to all kinds of high-level clearance details about the slaying of Osama bin Laden.  In related news, regular Americans still can’t see a picture of the dead terrorist leader or hear anything other than a conflicted thumbnail sketch story of the events surrounding bin Laden’s death.  Funny how that is.

At first, I thought the Obama administration was trying to protect vital national interests by keeping details of the raid on bin Laden’s compound on the down low.  I wondered if maybe the government was trying to muddy the waters so that our stealth helicopter would remain shrouded in mystery or to protect the  identities of SEAL Team Six. 

Stupid me.  They were just trying to eliminate spoilers for the big-budget action flick they’re making with Sony Pictures.  How thoughtful of the Obama Administration Movie Gossip Website.

Speaking of which, here’s a spoiler alert for Bigelow,  Boal and every other member of the Committee To Re-Elect St. Barry Of The Holy Double Tap:  I’m not seeing this government-sponsored campaign commercial when it is released in theaters.  I won’t watch it when it comes out on Netflix.  I won’t see this when it runs on TNT after one of that network’s daily eight hour “Law & Order: Criminal Angeles Victims Trial In The UK” marathons.

I refuse to take part in some latter-day Riefenstahl’s exaltation of our totally awesome man of steel warlord.  Why? Because I’m supposed to get an Administration-mandated heartboner for KillShot Barack a few weeks before the election?  Screw that bullshit.

“But KingShamus”, you ask in a sad tone, “remember all those feature films Hollywood put out to help George W. Bush?  Movies like ‘Farenheit 9/11′ and “The Day After Tomorrow’ and “Redacted’ and ‘Lions For Lambs’ and ‘In the Valley of Elah’ and ‘Death of a President’.”

Anyhoo, even though I’m going to skip Sony Picture’s free Obama advertising, I see Doug Ross has an exclusive look at the first movie poster.

  

In theaters just in time to hopefully sway the election for the otherwise miserable failure Barack Obama!

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Are Alien Invasions The Only Way That Liberalism Can Work?

Posted by KingShamus on August 19, 2011

Last week Nobel Prize winning economist Paul Krugman said this:

Paul Krugman: Think about WWII, right? That was not, that was actually negative social product spending, and yet it brought us out [of the Depression]. I mean partly because you want to put these things together, you say, ‘Look, we could use some inflation,’ Ken and I are both saying that, which is of course anathema to a lot of people in Washington, but it’s in fact what the basic logic says.

It’s very hard to get inflation in a depressed economy, but if you had a program of government spending plus an expansionary policy by the Fed, you could get that. So that if you think about using all of these things together, you could accomplish a great deal.

If we discovered that space aliens were planning to attack, and we needed a massive buildup to counter the space alien threat, and really inflation and budget deficits took secondary place to that, this slump would be over in 18 months.

And then if we discovered, ‘Whoops! We made a mistake. There aren’t actually any space aliens,’ we’d be in better —

Ken Rogoff: So we need Orson Welles is what you’re saying.

Paul Krugman: No. There was a Twilight Zone episode like this, in which scientists fake an alien threat in order to achieve world peace. Well, this time we don’t need it [to achieve world peace]; we need it in order to get some fiscal stimulus.

Shorter Krugman: Fake us out Obama-Wan, faux space invaders are our only hope.

Not to be outdone, NASA scientists put out this study about the effects of anthropogenic climate change.

It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.

Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth’s atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.

This highly speculative scenario is one of several described by a Nasa-affiliated scientist and colleagues at Pennsylvania State University that, while considered unlikely, they say could play out were humans and alien life to make contact at some point in the future. …

The authors warn that extraterrestrials may be wary of civilisations that expand very rapidly, as these may be prone to destroy other life as they grow, just as humans have pushed species to extinction on Earth. In the most extreme scenario, aliens might choose to destroy humanity to protect other civilisations.

“A preemptive strike would be particularly likely in the early phases of our expansion because a civilisation may become increasingly difficult to destroy as it continues to expand. Humanity may just now be entering the period in which its rapid civilisational expansion could be detected by an ETI because our expansion is changing the composition of the Earth’s atmosphere, via greenhouse gas emissions,” the report states.

“Green” aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet. “These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems. It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets,” the authors write.

I know most folks think of NASA as that kind-hearted federal agency tasked with increasing friendship between Muslim folks and American rocket scientists, but back in the day the National Aeronautics and Space Administration did piddling small beer stuff like putting men on the moon at a fairly regular clip.  As for the Nobel Prize, at some point before it became the equivalent of an on-the-house lap dance for achievement-free political hacks, getting invited to Stockholm and receiving the award meant the recipient had done something spectacular.

Now we have a Nobel Prize winner saying that his and Obama’s ridiculous economic policies would work if only the government could convince the citizens that they are under attack from a massive alien invasion.  What does it say about the effectiveness of massive deficit spending when the only thing that can redeem it is a scheme to dupe the people stolen from a Hollywood action movie?  But not to fear, Gentle Reader.  Check out the big brain on Paulie.  He’s the smart one.  If you don’t believe me, just ask him.  He’ll tell you.

Not only that, but Krugman loved the high and mighty act as he was railing against the evil lying liars of the Bush administration.  So of course a guy who hated the Cheney/Dubya cabal for allegedly not telling the truth to the American people about Iraq is advocating a policy of not telling the truth to the American people about getting invaded by aliens.  Makes perfect sense, right?

As for NASA, I dunno if they got the memo, but this whole global warming theory has been pretty much discredited.  Naturally, a space agency more focused on giving the Islamic community a big group hug than on science might not be so quick on the uptake for news they can use.  It’s almost bad enough to feel sorry for them.  Almost.  In any case, NASA wants us to slow our growth (aka not consume as much, not use as much energy, not be employed as much, not live as long) so hypothetical extraterrestrials–who act more like Earth First! eco-terrorists than one would think–will not destroy us with their energy beams and rectal probes. 

Next up for NASA:  When we die, every human should all be cremated so that they can’t be turned into zombies who can then eat us in a planet-wide undead slaughter.

Look at how the supposedly elite institutions of achievement have beclowned themselves.  Nobel laureates, NASA scientists; these used to be the top of the heap thinkers and doers of the world.  Now, all they do is provide ever more pathetic and ever more fantastical justifications for big stupid blundering freedom-choking government.

Then they wonder why people constantly question the grand wisdom of the credentialed class.

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Peter Beinart’s Morale Booster For Obama And The Left

Posted by KingShamus on August 9, 2011

Lots of conservatives like to call Barack Obama the reincarnation of Jimmy Carter–hell, I own this shirt–but you know it’s becoming obvious even to lefties that our current pResident is an epic fail when Peter Beinart is writing crap like this.

In retrospect, the dominant political reality of the Clinton years was the culture war, a struggle over what kind of nation America would be once being anticommunist ceased being a meaningful national identity. Politics in the Bush years was dominated by the “war on terror,” the right’s effort to reenact the Cold War struggle and the left’s recovery of its own antiwar tradition in response.

Thank God the Left recovered it’s antiwar traditions.  That explains all those massive ANSWER/Code Pink/Cindy Sheehan led protests of President Obama’s Libyan War.

Oh wait.  No.  That hasn’t even sorta happened.  Beinart is just making that up.  But it sounds good, so whatevs.   

For liberals, the Obama years were supposed to mark a return to progressive government activism, a latter-day Great Society. But the Great Society, it’s crucial to remember, was launched in the mid-1960s, at the high noon of American optimism about our position in the world. What destroyed it, among other things, was the painful realization, by the early 1970s, that American resources were more finite, and America’s international position more fragile, than Johnson and his whiz-kid advisers had understood. Similarly, it is now clear that today’s political environment is less like the early and mid-1960s, that era of liberal optimism—or even the 1980s, which were dominated by Reagan’s conservative optimism—than by the deeply pessimistic 1970s. President Obama, like presidents Nixon, Ford, and Carter, will be defined by how he manages the politics of decline.

What does that mean?  America is teh suck and Obama’s gonna blame it on the GOP?

Why yes, yes it does.

Winning reelection is not the hardest part. While any president would prefer to run in boom time, it’s possible to win reelection with the country in a down mood. Richard Nixon won big in 1972, for instance, at a time of deep and convulsive national unhappiness. He did so by beginning to withdraw American ground troops from Vietnam, but also by blaming the nation’s unhappiness on his enemies in the antiwar, feminist, black-power and counterculture movements, which he hung around the neck of Democratic nominee George McGovern.

Translation-Hey meanie head Rethuglicans: Barack Obama can too win!

This is where Beinart tries to put some lead into Double A Barry’s old and busted pencil.  The problem is that unless Grand Funk Railroad is gonna drop a big platinum-selling record that nobody knows about, 2012 isn’t going to look like 1972.  Nixon could play the McGovern-is-an-extremist card because, well, McGovern was an extremist.  Can Obama do the same thing against Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty, Rick Perry or even Sarah Palin?  Perhaps, but that assumes that conservatives don’t outnumber liberals by a nearly to 2-to-1 ratio.

We don’t yet know whether the Republicans will nominate their own version of McGovern—an ideological activist like Michelle Bachmann—or an establishment, it’s-my-turn, figure like Mitt Romney. But either way, Obama’s likely reelection strategy echoes Nixon’s: tie his opponent to the most extreme elements of his or her party, and blame him or her for the country’s woes.

Let’s just get to brass tacks.  The current political/economic/cultural milieu is really different than 1972.  To be blunt, the problems are worse.  In the early 70′s, America was in the midst of a crisis of confidence.  Things were not great, but it also wasn’t the end of the world.  In the 21st century, we face existential questions brought on by the coming collapse of the progressive welfare state. 

Not the same, Pete.  Not.  The.  Same.

That’s also what Bill Clinton did in 1996, when he defeated Bob Dole by running against Newt Gingrich. The debt deal makes that task easier, since most Americans appear to have blamed the Republican Congress—and the Tea Party in particular—rather than the White House.

Bill Clinton could play against the extremist GOPers because unemployment averaged 5.4% when he ran for reelection.  Unemployment is over 9% now.  I know the future remains doggedly difficult to predict, but does anybody see a whole lot of encouraging signs that the US jobless rate will get down to five and change by, oh say, September ’12?  How’s about a soft 7.5% unemployment by Labor Day ’12?  Do I have any takers for a solid 8 percent?  Anyone, anyone?      

Obama’s numbers—which now hover in the low 40s—are worryingly low. If they dip into the 30s and stay there, he’ll be in serious trouble. But if he can inch back to the middle and high 40s, he’ll have a reasonable shot at reelection given that, according to a recent New York Times poll, only 20 percent of Americans approve of the Tea Party and Congress’ approval rating is even lower than that. And whoever the Republicans nominate, those are the institutions Obama will be running against.

A few things to laugh at here.  Relying on a New York Times poll for an accurate measurement of reality is kinda like relying on Lady Gaga for sensible everyday fashion advice. 

The other thing Beinart assumes is that the GOP nominates somebody tied at the waist to the GOP Congress.  Some of the candidates fit the bill, but most don’t.  What happens if the Republicans nominate Rick Perry?  The Texas governor has ties to the Tea Party, but he’s not a House member, so how does Obama make Beinart’s suggested tactic work?

But even if Obama can win, the crucial question is, Can he win big enough to change the GOP? The single factor most contributing to American decline is the Republican Party’s theological opposition to raising taxes, a theology with Ronald Reagan as its patron saint, even though Reagan himself raised taxes several times as president.

Oh, the doucherocketry is very strong here.

An aversion to raising taxes is the biggest problem in the US?  For reals, homeboy?  If the US government took every penny in the American economy, it still could not pay off the national debt.  That would seem to suggest that the problem isn’t tax revenues, but spending. 

But yeah, let’s raise taxes because it’ll make a few lefty hacks at The Nation get a nice pinko heart-boner.  It’ll be an absolutely pointless, totally symbolic gesture that has a good chance of strangling an economic recovery–which is pretty much modern liberalism in a nutshell.

In the short term, America needs stimulus.

For Peter Beinart, a 30% jump in the national debt and a 9% unemployment rate means that we should have another stimulus bill.  In other counter-intuitive bullshit, lung cancer patients should take up a four-pack-a-day habit to whip those pesky tumors.

But in the longer term, virtually every graybeard ex-senator and blue-ribbon panelist agrees that the only way to confront our frightening national debt is to cut health-care spending, cut defense, and raise taxes, beginning by letting some or all of the Bush tax cuts expire.

When will liberals make Obama take responsibility for anything?  Is it ever going to be St. Barry’s fault?  

It’s amazing how much the Bush bogeyman still haunts lefty nightmares.  Think about this:  In 2001, George Bush was the illegitimate president/moronic puppet of Darth Cheney and corporate fascists.  He inherited a recession from Bill Clinton.  How often did Dubya piss and moan about it? 

Even better–Somehow the progressive’s favorite synonym for ‘idiot’ somehow managed to skull fuck the Obama presidency three years after he left office.  But wait, wasn’t President Pantscrease supposed to be an omnicompetent scary-smart genius?  If anybody was supposed to be able to handle the mess left by Bushitler Chimplerburton, it should be Obama. 

Why, it’s almost like the Left wildly inflated  expectations because they were in love with O’Bambi or something.

Obama’s real challenge, therefore, is not merely to win, but to win convincingly enough that he provokes a reassessment on the other side of the aisle, a Republican version of the Democratic Leadership Council that challenged liberal orthodoxies in the wake of Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush’s victories in the 1980s. Unless that happens, Americans may be living with the politics of decline for a very long time.

Shorter Beinart:  Come on left-wingers, let’s do Obama a real solid and vote like crazy in 2012, pretty please.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Barring some massive tectonic shift in American politics–which is always possible–Barry ain’t winning big.

Beinart can keep trying to pump up the Left’s morale all he wants.  He can continue to have these wacky delusions to his heart’s content.  It isn’t going to change the shitty economy Obama has overseen, President Unprecedented’s unprecedented credit downgrade, the wars Barry has gotten us into or any other miserable symptoms of failure this Admnistration has wrought on America.

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The Debt Ceiling Fight Can Be Won

Posted by KingShamus on July 14, 2011

By the good guys.  Yes, I said it.  The good guys (or at least the less bad ones) can score a victory.  Robert Stacy McCain, in a strong post, tells us how the fight should be defined.

“I’m going to the American people with this!” — the narcissistic personality’s reflexive reaction to opposition was likewise predictable.

What was not predictable, and is not predictable yet, is whether Obama will get away with it. That is to say, we don’t yet know if the Democrat-Media Complex (to borrow Andrew Breitbart’s apt phrase) will enable Obama to score a political “win” despite his transparent economic failures.

The answer to that depends on the ability of Obama’s opponents to convince Americans to say to themselves what Sarah Palin said last night: I don’t trust this president.”

Bingo.

 I’ve been getting pissed off and depressed about the way these negotiations have been playing out.  The thought occurred to me that maybe the GOP should’ve just said ‘fuck it’,  raised the debt ceiling, then pass whatever tax reform/regulatory cuts/privatization stuff they could in the House.  That way, even if Harry Reid or Barack Obama killed it, the Republicans would still be putting conservative ideas out there for the public to see.  The GOP would then be able to keep some of it’s powder dry and wait till 2012 when America can unelect Teleprompter Christ to unravel Obama’s nonsense.

I had this slightly heretical idea for a few reasons.  1-The Republicans cannot or will not defend themselves or their ideas. 2-The Republicans seem gleefully resigned to caving.  3-The Republicans are scared to death to repeat 1995.  If all of those things are true, it seems like maybe the GOP should’ve just thrown in the towel on this fight and moved on.

Then I got over my moodiness.  Beer helped, by the way.

The panicky puckering o-rings over the 1995 government shutdown loom large in the Republican consciousness.  They believe that if there is another federal shuttering, they’ll be blamed for it and they will lose big time in 2012.  No Senate majority, no keeping the House and four more years of Barack Hussein Obama is a fate too horrible to contemplate for most right-of-center types.  For Boehner & Co., they’d probably eat shards of glass in a Turkish prison rather than take a back seat to the repellent Nancy Pelosi again.

The thing is, even though the Republicans are chicken-shits, there is no reason why 2011 should play out like ’95.  The big reasons?  The MSM is far less powerful than it was in the Gingrich era and the conservative blogosphere is very much in play.  The CNNNewYorkTimesNewsweek Axis of Democrat Party Approved Talking Points is losing rating by the day.  They’re still powerful, but increasingly they’re just the echo chamber for the Government Class.  More importantly, the lamestreamers don’t have a vice grip on the narrative anymore.

Richard Nixon once lamented that if he had lost Walter Cronkite, he had lost American popular opinion.  Is there any mainstream media figure you can say that about today?  Of course not.  There are far more news outlets for people to choose from.  A guy like Andrew Breitbart can turn a media-driven narrative on it’s ass with a few carefully selected blog posts.

2011 can be the year that the old skool liberal elites finally lost the ability to use fears about losing Social Security and other entitlements as a club to beat needed free-market/small government reforms to political death.  It’s going to take Republicans getting over their fears of shutting down the government; it can be shut down and it must be shut down if the President can’t be made to see reason.  It’s also going to take a Herculean effort from the Right blogs to help give the spineless GOP support when Andrea Mitchell, the Washington Post and Harry Reid pump out their knee-jerk statist idiocy. 

Long story short:  We’re going to have to carry the GOP across the finish line.  As usual.

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Why Ann Coulter Will Always Pwn David Brooks

Posted by KingShamus on July 12, 2011

Robert Stacy McCain posts an interesting video of David Brooks talking smack about Ann Coulter.  I can’t embed the clip–someday somebody is gonna have to tell me how to work teh intertubes contraption–so click on the link if you want to watch it.  First, lets hear from the New York Time’s token house conservative.

David Brooks:  One of the things you have to believe in politics is that the people you disagree with are at least as good as you are.  They have at least, maybe they don’t have as large a piece of the truth as you do, but they have a large piece of the truth, the world is complicated.  Also, I like kittens because they’re soooooooooo adorable, LOL.”

I might’ve botched the last sentence of the quote up just a little.

I’ll be honest.  I can’t hate on David Brooks like RS McCain does.  In fact, Brooks doesn’t infuriate me because he is so monumentally boring.  Transcribing that ten second quote was like popping a few Ambien; watching the whole vid is like washing down a jar of Quaaludes with a fifth of Bowman’s Virginia Vodka while staring at drying paint.

The issue here is the guy’s inherent lameness.  He calls Ann Coulter ”…just a show person”, then moments later says she really is like her public persona.  Well, which one is it?  More than likely, he was struggling to find an insult for Coulter and decided to zing her with the ‘mere entertainer’ sneer.  To be fair to Brooks, it wouldn’t be the first time homeboy tried too hard to be Mister Rapier Wit and failed.

Compare David Brooks’  ’talk a lot, say very little’ style with Ann Coulter’s.  Her latest book, Demonic, is a romp through the leftist mindset.  Far from some kind of political vaudeville act, Coulter’s tome is a well-researched case against modern liberalism.  Besides the fact that she builds her argument on a solid foundation of evidence, Coulter does it with an energy and passion Brooks couldn’t muster on his best day. 

Grab a pillow, throw on your snuggie, then read a Brooks NYT piece

After your siesta, take a gander at any old excerpt of Demonic, pages 181-182.

[Examining the constitutional and political issues surrounding  the 1964 Civil Rights Act] It would be as if, after fighting the Democrats for a hundred years over the issue of abortion, Republicans finally got Roe v. Wade overturned, and then, out of pure political calculation, Democrats jumped on the bandwagon and demanded a federal law outlawing abortion.  Some pro-life Republicans would probably object that federal law outlawing abortion is not one of Congress’s enumerated powers.  On the basis of Republican’s objections, Democrats would then reverse the entire history of the pro-life movement and start claiming the Democratic Party alone fought to end abortion in America.  That is exactly what they have done with the history of civil rights. (emphasis mine)

It becomes painfully clear why David Brooks hates Ann Coulter.  It isn’t that she’s bad for the conservative movement or the American political climate.  It has little to do with Coulter’s brash rhetorical flourishes.  It’s not even that she makes more money than he does.  It’s that he just can’t match her wit, insight and ability.  Instead of acknowledging it, even if only to himself, Brooks just piles on the passive-aggressive snarkage from his increasingly powerless New York Times perch.

It’s one thing to be boring. It’s another thing to be boring and douchey.

Oh yeah:  Go buy Ann Coulter’s Demonic.  She’s still the real deal.  Her book is a barn-burner.  You will not be disappointed.

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When Liberals Think Of The Fourth Of July…

Posted by KingShamus on July 3, 2011

…They think really dumb thoughts. 

The stupid ideas come courtesy of The Huffington Post (safe link via the rad Pundit & Pundette, whose comments are in italics.)

-  Don’t buy fireworks (that is if they’re even legal in your state — they are here in Virginia and our neighborhood will be having a blast shooting them off in the street as soon as it gets dark).

- Carpool. (Or have yourself a few kids. Then you’ll be carpooling every time you get in the car.)

- Whatever you do, don’t eat meat! “Sure, hot dogs and hamburgers might be an American tradition, but sometimes traditions need to change a bit, especially when the safety of our world is a stake.” Good one!

- “Rethink” grilling. Coal is bad, but so is propane. (See previous tip and eat lettuce instead.)

- Compost your 4th of July garbage: “Don’t have a compost? What better day to start one than on your holiday!” Enjoy!

Read the rest, as Pundette has some patriotic baked goods and hope for conservatism all wrapped up in a nice package.  Very well done, P.

Shorter Huffington Post 4th of July Tips:  “Please do a lot of work, eat far crappier and have much less enjoyment than you should on Independence Day, you slothful piggish polluting American bitter clinger.”

There’s really only one way to answer that kind of nonsense: Fuck the fuck off, useless dipshit bedwetting loser hippies.

This is why liberalism, especially the eco-guilt crybaby variety, is so anathema to the spirit of America.

This country has gone through a hard year.  A lot of folks are out of work.  Those that are still working have to contend with employment worries and a crappy economy with no help in sight from the political class.  Yet even with all that, when confronted with a holiday where Americans can take the day off and enjoy themselves, what do the libiots over at HuffPo suggest?  A pain on the ass homework assignment.  What’s next, dorks?  Mandatory beach readings of “The Earth First! Reader”? 

Because of course you wanted to do a pile of dishes, eat a tossed salad and start a compost pile on the Fourth of July.  The studiously enviro-conscious lifestyle sounds like a nagging buzzkill.  On July 4th, it’s nothing short of a kick in the junk.

Instead of all that, how’s about everybody just do what the hell they want?  The great thing about America is that this country is big enough and free enough that you can do what you like and it really doesn’t hurt anybody else.  Want to spend the Fourth self-flagellating over carbon footprints?  Go right ahead.  Does scarfing down the flesh of six different animals while rocking a keg stand in the middle of your neighbor’s slightly shady fireworks display sound rad?  Be my guest.

It’s only the hand wringing Left, with it’s nanny-state intentions and know-it-all pretensions, that make weirdo lifestyle demands on the rest of us.  

Fuck that noise.  Do your thing.  Kick some ass.  Chill the hell out.  Piss off a Huffington Post dickbag.  Enjoy your Independence Day.

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