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David Gregory Gets To Skate, Ben Shapiro Makes Piers Morgan Irate

Posted by KingShamus on January 13, 2013

Priveleges

Not surprising.

District of Columbia Attorney General Irvin Nathan issued a lengthy letter today explaining the decision not to prosecute David Gregory “despite the clarity of the violation of this important law,” despite rejecting NBC’s claims of a subjective misunderstanding of the law, and despite vowing vigorous enforcement of gun laws.

But it’s not like this Important Sophisticated Celebrity Journalist got any special favors.  Gregory’s wife is totally not BFF’s with the DC attorney general or anything.

Oh, wait… 

For a reporter, David “Laws For Thee Not Me” Gregory is a great dancer.

DANCE PLAYBOY DANCE!

Now that’s how you do “Gangam Style”, kids.

Meanwhile, Piers Morgan continued to make the case for a highly restrictive immigration policy against disgraced British tabloid editors by having a patronizing sneer-fest with Breitbart editor Ben Shapiro.  Watch for yourself.  Seeing an English know-it-all shoot himself in the foot (see what I did there?) is must-see TV.

Go to 10:10 to catch the real magic.  Everybody is talking about Beerz Morguecrotch calling the US Constitution “your little book”, but that’s just the obvious self-pwnage.  No, the really cool bit is when CNN dude holds up the Ronald Reagan letter and tries to club Shapiro over the head with it.

What is it with the liberal fetish for self-defeating interview props?  First David Gregory waves an illegal 30 round magazine in Wayne LaPierre’s face, then Pierce Organ throws a Gipper quote at Shapiro that promptly does nothing but make the  reasonable host gun control fanatic look stupid.  It’s like media leftists have to have some kind of comforting woobby to soothe themselves when going up against evil reich-wing thugs.

Prop reporting is sorta like prop comedy.  The Amazing Jonathan is often brilliant.  Gallagher can be funny as hell.  Carrot Top will stumble onto a decent bit every year or so.  People pay good money to see these guys do their thing.  Yet even with all that, there is a stigma against comedians who work with props.  Other stand-up guys look down on them.  Comedy nerds use prop comics as a punchline.

I think people hate on these guys because the prop is seen–rightly or wrongly–as a crutch.  It’s like if they didn’t have the sledgehammer or the treasure box full of crap or whatever, they wouldn’t be able to make a joke.  Again, your mileage may vary when it comes to prop comics, but that seems to be the critique against them.

When a reporter uses a prop to make his point, especially when using it against a guest, it’s sorta the same thing.  Couldn’t homeboy use his j-school big boy words to make the same point?  Does he have to have the prop to make the segment work?

During the David Gregory/Wayne LaPierre dust-up, the Meet The Press host wanted to put the NRA veep in his place–’You love these death instruments more than you care about kids.’  Too bad for Gregory that LaPierre didn’t take the bait.  Instead, Gregory made himself look stupid.  And broke the laws that he wants everyone else to follow.

Morgan’s use of the Reagan letter was a little different.  There, he tried to use the 40th president’s position on assault weapons as a wedge to separate Shapiro from a conservative icon.  Unfortunately for Morgan, admiring Reagan doesn’t mean blind obeisance to every one of his positions.  That made it tough for him to beat up on Shapiro, so Morgan’s snippy moral outrage skit fell apart.

Far be it from me to tell the genius liberal media how to run their shows.  If they wanna keep using prop reportage, go ahead.  After all, how could anybody quibble with Piers Morgan’s sky-high ratings?

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Couldn’t have happened to nicer parasite

Posted by KingShamus on June 15, 2010

Hey Perez Hilton, maybe you should stop looking for bargains at Macy’s and go lawyer-shopping instead.

As of Sunday, he’s not just an annoyance – he’s a child pornographer.  On that fateful day, Hilton, whose standards of good taste include using Photoshop to paint semen on the faces of stars and starlets and helpfully labeling body parts like “ass” and “boobs”, hit a new low.  He linked via his Twitter account to a picture of rising Madonna wannabe Miley Cyrus climbing out of a car in a short skirt and no underwear.  In the picture, which has been removed, Cyrus’ genitals are allegedly clearly visible.  

According to Salon.com, Jeffrey Douglas, a criminal defense attorney in Los Angeles, said that Hilton had subjected himself to “extraordinary and intense” liability and that it was “suicidal for him to do this.”  Douglas continued, “We’re not talking about a misdemeanor.  You don’t have to know what the definition of the law is; all you have to do is knowingly distribute the photograph.”  

Douglas is exactly right.  Under 18 USC §2252, any person who:

“…knowingly transports or ships using any means or facility of interstate or foreign commerce or in or affecting or foreign commerce by any means including by computer … any visual depiction, if – (A) the producing of such visual depiction involves the use of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and (B) such visual depiction is of such conduct.”  This sounds like the child would have to be engaged in sexual activity, so a nude shot wouldn’t do the trick, but that’s not correct – under 18 USC §2256, “‘minor’ means any person under the age of eighteen years,” and “‘sexually explicit conduct’ means actual or simulated … lascivious exhibition of the genitals or pubic area of any person.” 

So upskirt shots of Miley Cyrus count as child porn, and Hilton absolutely distributed one of them.  What’s Hilton’s penalty?  Under 18 USC §2251, “Any individual who violates, or attempts or conspires to violate, this section shall be fined under this title and imprisoned not less than 15 years nor more than thirty years.” 

Perez Hilton:  Gay Icon, Pioneering Gossip Blogger, Child Pornography Distributor.  Helluva curriculum vitae ya got there, fella.

Just remember:  This repellent assclown-and now budding child pornography distributor-was the Terribly Concerned moral voice that asked Carrie Prejean a gay marriage question, then got indignant and huffy when she dared to take the same position as left-wing President/Messiah Barack Obama.

Funny how everybody was supposed to feel butt-hurt for Perez Hilton (child pornography distributor) when a beauty contest participant contradicted his political position on gay marriage.  Oh, the moral outrage that oozed forth from the lifestyle leftists like Hilton; it was like the BP oil spill of self-righteousness.

Well, now that he’s posted pictures of Miley Cyrus’ lady bits, Perez Hilton (child pornography distributor) has really screwed the pooch.  It’ll be interesting to see how many Hollywood lefties start calling for leniency, like they did for Roman Polanski.

I mean, homeboy has committed a very serious crime.  Now I know Whoopie Goldberg will tut-tut and say that this isn’t “Kiddie Porn-Kiddie Porn”, but the law is pretty clear about this shit.  Thirty years in the Greybar Hotel is no joke.  

Was Miley Cyrus acting like an idiot by going commando and flashing her babymaker for all the world to see?  Why yes, yes she was.  But then again, she’s 17 years old, which makes her a minor.  One thing about a minor is that in many ways, they’re sorta given a pass in the yes of the law for doing retarded shit because…well…they’re kids.

But Perez Hilton (child pornography distributor) is 32 years old.  He’s an adult.  He should know better than post pictures of a half-naked kid on his grubby little website.  Yet, he still thought it was a good idea.

Sadly enough, I think Perez Hilton (child pornography distributor) will enjoy being somebody’s prison bitch.

Oh hell.  Being that this is a Perez Hilton post, here’s a Perez Hilton-style shitty MS-Paint picture. 

      Sorry.

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Jason Mattera Rules

Posted by KingShamus on March 28, 2010

I found this over at BigGovernment.com.   Good stuff, kids.

Jason Mattera is the guy who spoke at C-PAC this year and promptly got labelled a racist by lamestream media dickwads because he talked in a ‘Chris Rock accent’ or some shit.  Turns out Mattera is from Brooklyn so he speaks with a bit of a Sheepshead Bay brogue.  Which naturally means that Jason Mattera is a massive bigot [sarc/].

Anyway, check out the vid.  It’s well worth your time.

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