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‘Immigration Reform’ Is Just Another Term For ‘Republican Suicide’

Posted by KingShamus on January 29, 2013

Playing the part of Doctor Kervorkian will be Senator John McCain.

John McCain:  Well, look, I’ll give you a little straight talk. Look at the last election. Look at the last election. We are losing dramatically the Hispanic vote, which we think should be ours for a variety of reasons, and we’ve got to understand that. Second of all, we can’t go on forever with 11 million people living in this country in the shadows in an illegal status. We cannot forever have children who were brought here by their parents when they were small children to live in the shadows, as well. So I think the time is right.

I stole this from The Other McCain.  Why not clicky that linky and read the rest of his post?  Come back when your finished.

Now please forgive me a moment, but I’m going to run a quick multiple choice quiz.  It’s only one question, so don’t sweat too hard.  Are you ready?   Okee-dokee, here it is.

What is the purpose of immigration?

A:  To help white guilt liberals feel good about themselves.

B:  To create a cheap labor source for crony socialist corporations.

C:  To give diversity trainers a reason to exist.

D:  To make the United States stronger.

If you answered “D”, you win a free one year subscription to Blog De KingShamus and an E-High Five!

(Please note–there is no such thing as an E-High Five.  Sorry Tennessee…and everywhere else.)

The only reason why you bring immigrants into the country is to make it better.   Any immigration policy that doesn’t make America a more powerful nation, in observable quantifiable ways, is idiocy soaked in stupidity slathered in mendacity wrapped in a zesty bullshit crust.  Also, score it a total loss if the purveyors of any new policy employ multi-culti pablum like ‘Diversity Is Strength’, ‘Live in the shadows’ or ‘Nation of Immigrants’ to justify the program.

For those who think the GOP congress will get a pat on the back from Hispanic voters for passing an some sort of amnesty immigration reform, I have one simple phrase:  “1965 Civil Rights Act”.  More Republicans voted for it than Democrats.  Senate Democrats fillibustered the thing  as much as they possibly could.  Of course, who got the credit?  Part-time Democrat President and full-time mega bigot Lyndon Johnson, naturally.

So here’s how it’s going to go down:

Republicans desperately want to be BFFs with Latinos, so they lead the charge to get an amnesty bill passed.  It’ll be filled with a lot of tough talk about enforcement and triggers and other folderol that will be nothing more than rhetorical fig leaves meant to fool conservatives.  The amnesty that dare not speak it’s name will blow through both chambers of Congress with massive bipartisan support.  Obama will have an enormous signing ceremony, surrounded by his usual cadre of human props.  Steve Kroft will lead the MSM cheerleaders praising the Democrats for finally solving this decades-long problem.

Meanwhile, Republicans will quickly get swept aside in the media narrative of ‘Barack–Benevolent Guardian of Hispanic Hopes And Dreams’.  Marco Rubio will get emo after he does all the work to get this monstrosity passed and none of the glory.  When Telemundo dutifully points out that many GOPers didn’t vote for shamnesty, the RNC will be shocked to find Latinos still think the Party of Lincoln is populated by racists.

Here’s the real kick in the teeth.  If you want a picture of the future, imagine eleven million formerly illegal immigrants voting Democrat—forever.  Republican permanent minority party status: ACHIEVED!

8 Responses to “‘Immigration Reform’ Is Just Another Term For ‘Republican Suicide’”

  1. Starless said

    The words “Reagan”, “1986”, and “screwed” must resonate at a frequency which GOP hacks like Our Good Friend John McCain can’t hear.

    Here’s a crazy idea for immigration reform: howzabout we make the process for people who are trying to get here honestly and legally into one which doesn’t require them to spend a small fortune and wait decades for the privilege of having a DMV-style bureaucrat decide whether to pull his thumb out of his ass and move a piece of paper from his In box to his Out box.

  2. The Republicans have stop being obsessed with the Hispanic, or is it the Latino, vote. They will NEVER vote Republican. Coming from socialist countries they are natural Democrats.

  3. Let’s see. In 2012 the Democrat incumbant with the worst record in history beat the Republican by 5 million votes. And, McCain and Rubio and friends think giving the Democrats another eleven million voters is a good idea. We really do live in an asylum.

  4. As Starless pointed out, Reagan once dealt with this issue. We took in six million illegal immigrants and were promised that never again would such a thing occur. From that act to today the number of illegal immigrants has swelled to over 20 million illegals. Next time it will be 40 to 50 million. Amnesty does not curtail illegal immigration, it encourages it and it slaps those who have been waiting to immigrate legally in the face for obeying the law. We even have a President who has two of his relatives in the U.S. illegally.

    Uncontrolled immigration will destroy this nation. That is the only outcome that will arise from a de facto open borders policy. Worse, it will provide a path for our enemies to preposition terrorists and weapons which will be used to kill American citizens. The United States can send a man to the moon, but we apparently can’t even build a fence along our Southern border despite numerous appropriations and resolutions to do so.

    There is no doubt in my mind that Congress will not be able to stop the influx of illegal immigrants. There just isn’t any will to do so in Washington.

  5. Spot on.
    Some of the people here illegally will eventually have to be naturalized. However, this should be a slow and painful process, lasting decades, The best way of going about it is by cutting all or most benefits, but that’s not going to happen. At the very least the threat of deportation should be very real.
    It’s very hard to come to the United States legally, even as a tourist and even for people with tech degrees. I tried to bring a friend to visit a few years ago, and even thought he lives in Germany and has a daughter the US embassy decided that she may overstay her visa because she is divorced. They didn’t think she’d want to go back to her child. She should had gone to Mexico and jumped the border.

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