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Fun With Afghanistan Debacle Headlines!

Posted by KingShamus on March 15, 2012

Matt Drudge, you magnificent bastard.


Good to see the President showing his usual steadfast dedication to the important issues of the day.  Watch for tomorrow’s itinerary when our glorious leader will give the Chicago Bears tips on their upcoming NFL draft.  Spoiler Alert: Barry thinks the O-line needs some help.

On a completely unrelated and truly unimportant aside, the total metaphysical boning of America is just about done vis-a-vis Afghanistan.  That metastasizing tumor masquerading as a country is a clogged toilet wrapped in a cesspool baked in a donkey’s asscrack cloaked in an illiterate mujahedeen’s armpit.  The mission to democratize these jag-offs has not succeeded.  Hell, the mission to just get these miserable bastards to not molest their children or throw acid on their women’s faces or not turn themselves into human grenades has been a complete disaster.

Fuck them.  Fuck their stupid tribal grievances.  Fuck their rampant corruption.  Fuck their crybaby nonsense.  Fuck their wildly overblown sense of cultural superiority.  Fuck their childish whining sense of entitlement.  Fuck them hard.

Enough is enough.

The problem here is that both George Bush and Barack Obama have failed to figure out some important facts over the last ten years.  America has gone with the Underpants Gnome Theory of Third World Country Democratization.  Like scrotum, here’s the plan in a nut-shell:

Phase 1:  Conquer The Country

Phase 2:  ?

Phase 3:  DEMOCRACY!

See?  When looked at from that perspective it’s obvious this great plan should’ve worked out.  Right?

You wanna know what’s missing in this brilliant tripartite strategy?

Massive death tolls, obliteration of several urban areas, vast destruction of Afghan infrastructure and property, liquidation of important economic instruments, humiliation of the Afghan people and the annihilation of those members of society that believe in ideologies that allow the harboring of international terrorists bent on killing American citizens and wrecking our society.

There.  Now I fixed it. 

That plan should sound familiar.  It was the guiding principle that worked in Germany and Japan during and after World War II.  In fact, the post-war reconstruction and rebooting of both the German and Japanese cultures has worked out so well that neither country has even considered an offensive war for sixty-seven years. 

Do you remember the last time you heard a peep out of either of them?  No?  These countries made sabre-rattling smack-talk an Olympic sport in the first part of the 20th century.  Now they can’t wait to shut the hell up and not get bombed again.  Why?  Because they’re now docile.  They’ve turned their backs on imperialism and embraced conquering the world the new-fashioned way, through economics.       

But we didn’t do that in Afghanistan. 

Instead, we routed the Taliban only to let them play hide-n-seek in Pakistan.  We gave every village warlord with a harem of prepubescent catamites a forum to vent his spleen over the burning of his precious holy book.  We tolerated the poppy fields and the pay-offs and the puffed-up pre-modern honor systems and the kickbacks and the vendetta killings and all the assorted scumbaggery inherent in traditional Afghan society.  We let Hamid Karzai, our hand-selected well-upholstered puppet and a wretched piece of human filth not fit to tie our shoes, dictate to us the terms of our embarrassment.

This is what our billions have bought us.  This is what our incredible investments in military superiority have won us.  This is what the sacrificed lives of the most precious resource we have–our military men and women–have gained us.  

Fuck, don’t go with my plan.  I know it’s a harsh and brutal way to win a war.  I understand how certain facets of 21st Century America might not be ready for such a drastic step.  I also realize that the steps we could’ve taken in 2001 probably cannot be employed today.

Instead, go with the Bing West model.  Forget about democratization.  Just focus on killing the Taliban, al-Qaeda, the Haqqani Network and any other entity that wants to re-establish international terrorist organizations in Afghanistan.  Do that, regardless of borders or hurt national feelings, and we would at least accomplish something meaningful.

Instead, we slowly and inexorably drift into abject surrender.  Our feckless incompetent president won’t allow a hasty retreat to mar his re-election campaign.  The defeat and humiliating withdrawl will come in 2013.  Obama will then wring his hands and fret over the loss of what he once called our most important war.

I realize this is a trite observation, but that doesn’t mean it’s not true–If a war is important enough to fight, it’s important enough to win.  If we won’t or can’t fight to win, we shouldn’t fight at all.  All we can do is pray that somebody in this Administration figures out that most basic lesson.

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Dhimmitude, Surrender, Art Part 2

Posted by KingShamus on December 20, 2010

Meanwhile, as Western artists are busy beclowning themselves, Muslims have been busy getting their creative juices a-flowing.

A Muslim artist has sparked outrage with his depiction of the ripped-apart bus destroyed in the 7/7 terror attacks.

The artwork shows four angels flying above the bombed number 30 bus – the same number of Al Qaeda terrorists who took part in the atrocity which left 52 commuters dead and maimed hundreds more on London’s transport network.

Also seen are scores of ghostly souls shooting from the bus, which was travelling through Tavistock Square when it was devastated by suicide bomber Hasib Hussain.

Check out the huge magnum opus on this Islamic militant!  (Warning-You might…might…be offended)

More charming than a Robert Mapplethorpe photo shoot.

Girl on the Right is understandably upset over this.

In the West, we draw the occasional cartoon depicting Mohammed as a terrorist, and the Muzzies go mental, with riots, fires, and threats to the life of the artist.

Perhaps this is our opportunity to show them how un-cool that kind of behavior is? Let’s start attacking embassies, throwing molotov cocktails at passersby, and generally causing a ruckus. Then when the little fuckers start moaning about their “free expression”, we can start slapping them across the face with uncooked bacon.

There’s just one issue here.  Western elites, being the soft-hearted multiculturalists that they are, will never go for this.  More specifically, they will never let non-Muslims (or non-socialists for that matter) get away with the sort of public temper tantrums that riled-up members of the Religion of Pieces engage in on a regular basis.  For liberal thumbsuckers, Islamic Rage Boy is a symbol of the justifiable anger of the Muslim world over Western oppression, Israeli racism, American imperialism, wah wah wah boo fucking hoo. 

Hell, some numb-nut British reporter already did a puff piece on the unfortunate idiot.  Truly, the healing has begun.  You can stop hating, stupid right-wing bigots.  Islamic Rage Boy is just a poor misunderstood sentimental fool that wants to convert a non-Muslim girl to Islam.  And he thinks 9/11 was an inside job.  And he’s shot at the procession of an Indian politician who visited his native Kashmir.  So yeah, he’s just like us.       

In contrast, a ‘Christian Anger Dude’ or a ‘Western Frustration Homie’ to answer Islam’s bile would be so…gauche.  The tut-tutting from the swells would be deafening.  President Obama would ring his hands and call for a falafel summit in the backyard of White House.  Mike Bloomberg would personally fund the building of a Wahhabist mega-mosque directly on the WTC crater.  Whoopi Goldberg would say it was ‘racism-racism’.   

People often note that a liberal is person who won’t take their own side in an argument.  Nowhere is this more true than in how the West has dealt with Islam since 9/11.  If militant Islam wins…if shari’a gets implemented in the West, if terrorists cow non-Muslims into hiding…if the scum-fucks who constantly and furiously jack off to images like the one portrayed by Mark Sinckler carry the day, the first people to get beheaded by Ayman al-Zawahiri will be the Left and all the various sexual and ethnic grievance groups that are incorporated into that ideology. 

Want to see real oppression of black people?  Take a plane ride to Darfur.  In the mood for actual homophobia?  Try the public hangings of gays in Iran.  Fancy some genuine misogyny?  Check out how the Saudi Arabian moral police flog the shit out of some chick for showing too much wrist flesh. 

The intellectuals within the various progressive movements know all this.  But they still give Islam a wide margin for error.  Hmmmm. 

So yeah, conservatives and other concerned Westerners can keep calling attention to the dangers of radical Islam.  That’s absolutely crucial.  Unfortunately, we must also realize some unpleasant truths about our fellow citizens.  The fact is that until liberals realize the extraordinary peril our culture faces, we will be fighting this battle with one hand tied behind our backs.

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RE: The Attempted Bomb Packages Out Of Yemen

Posted by KingShamus on October 29, 2010


TSA has begun searching several planes in the US after British officials discovered a bomb on a Yemen-to-US cargo flight.  The bomb was disguised in a toner cartridge, and the UPS flight was due to land in Chicago today:

Investigators in the United Kingdom found a bomb disguised as a toner cartridge aboard a plane flying from Yemen to Chicago when it stopped in London on Thursday night – one reason for heightened concern at U.S. airports on Friday, a law-enforcement source with detailed knowledge of the investigation said.

Two UPS cargo planes at Philadelphia International Airport and another at Newark International Airport are being examined for questionable shipments, the company said. One of the planes at Philadelphia came from Paris, the other from Cologne, Germany, UPS said. The plane at Newark also arrived from Cologne.

These reports are preliminary, of course, but the Yemen connection strongly hints at al-Qaeda.  The network has tried to conduct a large-scale operation against the US for years, but usually target passenger services like normal commercial flights or subway systems.  They may have decided to test the cargo system to see whether they can penetrate it effectively — and if the bomb made it to the UK, they have at least managed to succeed on the first phase of a terrorist attack.

I have nothing to add right now.

I’ll just say this: If I must die in a massive terrorist attack, please let it be under President Palin because at least I can be fairly certain that my death will contribute to a massive retaliatory strike, hopefully involving nukes. 

If I get turned into cinders with St. Barry of the Sacred Unclenched Fist as President, I’m pretty sure he’ll send a strongly worded apology to al-Qaeda.

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Thwarted terror attack in Detroit

Posted by KingShamus on December 26, 2009

Shock of shocks, the guy was put up to it by…al-Qaeda.

According to the authorities, [Abdul Farouk Umar]Abdulmutallab says he made contact via the internet with a radical imam in Yemen who then connected him with al Qaeda leaders in a village north of the country’s capital, Sanaa.

Authorities say they do not yet know if the imam was the same one who was in contact with Maj. Nidal Hasan prior to his alleged attack on soldiers at Fort Hood last month. American-born Anwar Awlaki has lived in Yemen since 2002 and is considered a major recruiter for al Qaeda by U.S. authorities. He survived a U.S.-backed air strike earlier this week.

The suspect in the Northwest Airlines attack told FBI agents he lived with the al Qaeda leader in Yemen for about a month and was not allowed to leave as he was trained in what to do and how to do it, authorities said.

But of course, we had no idea that Abdul Farouk Umar Abdulmutallab was involved in any way with al-Qaeda.

Earlier Saturday, it was revealed the U.S. reportedly had known for at least two years that the suspect could have terrorist ties.

The official said that the suspect has been on a list that includes people with known or suspected contact or ties to a terrorist or terrorist organization.

The intelligence database that Abdulmutallab is part of is described as containing people who have “loose ties or links to extremists,” Fox News has learned. Any person in this database is someone who as of yet rises to threat level of no-fly lists or other more serious screenings.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

What’s an al-Qaeda dipshit gotta do to get some TSA love?  A video of Bin Laden and Zawahiri giving homeboy a Cleveland Steamer in some Yemeni mudhut?

Update:  Ed Driscoll gets some nice pwnage on the Yemeni/Nigeria axis of explosive nut-huts.

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Eh, I tried.

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Libya: Merrily back in the terrorism game

Posted by KingShamus on October 15, 2009

But don’t worry.  Those 88 al-Qaeda dudes would never go back to their terrorist ways.  The Libyan prison system is famous for it’s successful rehabilitation programs.
Ed Morrissey puts it best.

Five years ago, Ghaddafi fell all over himself to put himself in the good graces of the US after watching us uproot Saddam Hussein from a rathole in Tikrit.  He disclosed Libya’s nascent nuclear program and its connection to the AQ Khan network and dismantled it, sending us the parts for verification.  He pledged to fight international terrorism and stop supporting it.

Now, in the era of “smart power” and reset buttons, Ghaddafi not only releases radical Islamist terrorists, he announces to the world that he’s letting al-Qaeda terrorists get back to the battlefield.  Iraq certainly has to worry that the AQI terrorists will return to bolster the tattered remnants of the foreign insurgency, which has been all but forgotten of late here in the US with the Afghanistan question still left unresolved.  Of course, Libya will let the Afghanistan-based AQ terrorists get back to that battlefield, too.

Obama’s foreign policy is not a serious strategy.  But then again, this is of a piece with everything the guy lays his hands on.  Bammy wants to bolster the US car industry, so he implements Cash for Clunkers.  Of course, not only was it a collosal waste of money, most of the automobiles purchased were from foreign companies.

Now here’s another example of how Obama’s stated goals have no connection to reality.  Sure, the unclenched fist sounds nice and happy, but in reality it just lets rogue states off the hook.

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Khalid Sheik Mohammed-The Asset

Posted by KingShamus on August 30, 2009

Check it out, ya’all.

After enduring the CIA’s harshest interrogation methods and spending more than a year in the agency’s secret prisons, Khalid Sheik Mohammed stood before U.S. intelligence officers in a makeshift lecture hall, leading what they called “terrorist tutorials.”

In 2005 and 2006, the bearded, pudgy man who calls himself the mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks discussed a wide variety of subjects, including Greek philosophy and al-Qaeda dogma. In one instance, he scolded a listener for poor note-taking and his inability to recall details of an earlier lecture.

Speaking in English, Mohammed “seemed to relish the opportunity, sometimes for hours on end, to discuss the inner workings of al-Qaeda and the group’s plans, ideology and operatives,” said one of two sources who described the sessions, speaking on the condition of anonymity because much information about detainee confinement remains classified. “He’d even use a chalkboard at times.”

…”KSM, an accomplished resistor, provided only a few intelligence reports prior to the use of the waterboard, and analysis of that information revealed that much of it was outdated, inaccurate or incomplete,” according to newly unclassified portions of a 2004 reportby the CIA’s then-inspector general released Monday by the Justice Department.

The debate over the effectiveness of subjecting detainees to psychological and physical pressure is in some ways irresolvable, because it is impossible to know whether less coercive methods would have achieved the same result. But for defenders of waterboarding, the evidence is clear: Mohammed cooperated, and to an extraordinary extent, only when his spirit was broken in the month after his capture March 1, 2003, as the inspector general’s report and other documents released this week indicate.

Over a few weeks, he was subjected to an escalating series of coercive methods, culminating in 7 1/2 days of sleep deprivation, while diapered and shackled, and 183 instances of waterboarding. After the month-long torment, he was never waterboarded again.

Countless lives-Thousand? Tens of thousands?-were saved by the harsh interrogation techniques used on Khalid Sheik Mohammed.  Yet, what are Eric Holder and Barack Obama doing?  Investigating the people who did their job and tried to keep Americans (and foreigners) alive.  Talk about screwed-up priorities.

One more thing:  Have any of our citizens or military personel that have fallen into al-Qaeda’s paws been given any mercy or justice?  No, they usually end up with their heads cut off.  What about the 3000 Americans that got incinerated on September 11th?  Nope, no compassion to be found there. Was al-Qaeda super cool to our sailors when they bombed the USS Cole?  I think not. 

Knowing that, I have no problem with KSM or any other al-Qaeda douchedrinker getting waterboarded, sleep-deprived, slapped, getting a bug put near him, tickled with a feather-duster, whatever.  Why?  Because the techniques worked and people got to live.

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